"Good Morning USA." - Stan Smith
Stan Smith is a main character from the series American Dad. Stan is part of the Multi-Universe's CIA force and he's one of their finest men in training for his many qualifications.
Best Friends: Bender, Skipper, Sagat and Jorgen Von Strangle
Worst Enemies: Alec Trevalyn and Jack Smith
Stan's mindset is in the 50s as he believes men are superior to women. He is a ultraconservative lunatic who endorses by many republican presidents especially Ronald Reagan. He is obsessed with guns he carries a mindset that guns don't kill people, people kill people. Stan is also shown to never learn most of the lessons he has to learn when he's doing something wrong or stupid. Despite this Stan loves his family and his friends and he does anything it takes to please them or love them such as the times he has nearly killed people who have called his liberal daughter a whore or mess with his nerdy son, even his boss Director Avery Bullock.
He Has SERIOUS parental issues where Stan smothers his mother and abducts her boy friends to have her for himself. Stan is a weapons expert and holds all kind of knowledge on weapons and even owns thousands of guns his main two being a GLOCK and he had a Heaven gun but God (His universe God) took it away and he made sure no one else gets one though Castiel has them but this is justified as Castiel is an angel of the lord.
He also thinks he knows everything and has been called out on this by God himself when he threatened to shoot him to save his family. Aside from that he has also did numerous amoral things, such as lock his new neighbors in his back yard because he thought they were terrorists, Manipulated his wife into thinking she was a murderer so she couldn't say "I told you so.", He evicted the neighborhood when they didn't love him, He put his family through hell to get 10 dollars off a car, He and Roger manipulated Francine into thinking he killed her best friend's husband and mostly notably beat up his own son and bullied him to toughen him up.
The B Team Storyline[]
The Grand Summer Season Trek[]
Stan joins the B Team to rescue his family from Alec Trevalyn after an attack on the CIA base with his knowledge and abilities he should contribute quite a bit to the team. He manages to locate the base Area 51 with his superior usage of CIA. Then, He, Skipper and Django find Sari Sumdac and help her escape Porky and Darth Helmet. Stan particularly is friends with Sagat as well as Bender, Skipper and Jorgen and has compared Julian to Roger. He is something of a father to the younger characters in the team, as he himself is a dad to his children. Stan decides in the ice world, He goes with Pericles, Flame Princess and Snake to investigate and rescues Snake from enemies. He decides to use the Plasma Cannon to defend Star Fleet from Krell and then helps Snake against what Pigma infected. Stan then settles the score with Trevalyn with help from Sandy, Reaver, I.M Weasel and I.R. Baboon by destroying his control console and then shooting him in the head with a rifle not for America, but for him.
After Trevalyn is defeated, Stan sings another one bites the dust like he did with his boss Avery Bullock.
Totally Mobian Spies[]
Stan stays on the team for Totally Mobian Spies as a expert of spies and being a member of the CIA. He and the team return to the CIA as the CIA are the ones who fund W.H.O.O.P with health plans, weapons and the ones who ship people to Siberia. Stan find Edd and Lara Su when they come and uses CIA torture labeling them terrorists which Phineas, Applejack, Bender, Skipper and Heloise all scold for doing. Stan meets Bender's other friends and joins with them to stop Iron Queen. Stan learns next about the Hearts from Dipper who reminds him of that kid he pulled a gun on alongside Bender, Heloise, Meowth, Skipper, Big Boss and Snake. Stan an patriotic American rushes first to try to arrest Soldius Snake for being a terrorist to the U.S.A for helping Iron Queen but like the others he is surprised by Soldius' reasons behind it and he meets Anton Chiegurh who Solidus tells the crimes he did. As a weapon experts Stan is put in charge of the weapon department where they make their weapons of war. He is a big fan of the Nostalgia Critic and when he heard he ended his show, Stan got angry and wanted to make who did this pay as he loves the show. Stan then helps Lizbeth, Solidus,Big Boss and the rest against Red Skull`s plans as just like Solidus he loves his country. Stan underwater investigates the surrounding and finds evidence of how dangerous Krabby Patties can be. Stan then participates in rescuing the girls from Mecha Sally and now with her captured he plans to interrogate her. Stan sets up the room with Profion and Pericles for Bender and his boys to do their interrogation. Stan then works with Big Boss in destroying the patriots and they are successful through challenges. Of course where is Stan going now?
Stan loves Christmas and hates when people see it as offensive. Stan hell pointed a gun to cashiers who say Happy Holidays at every store he and his friends went shopping
The Multi-Universal War of Destiny[]
Stan returns to the adventure again against Discord who once more escaped. This time he must also deal with Sigma. Stan is first seen communicating with Bender, Skipper, Heloise and Finn on Discord. He joins the team since well he is Stan Smith. Like Bender, Skipper, Heloise he gets in danger a lot and Bubblegum goes all meta and points out he is a Seth Macfarlane character and that not unusual. Stan then meets Trevalyn again and it's possible that he wants to rip Trevalyn apart thinking the man is doing something to his wife
Stan then helps his pals in getting their first ring as they all work as a team something more teams don't do. Stan then battles Shepherd to rescue his friends with Picard. After The nerd stops the Spiderboss, Stan shoots and kills The Dystopia League members in the bot. Stan then makes his own assumptions on the enigma given to the team by an unknown party. Stan is separated from the girls, but he finds them with the help of Jack Frost. After stopping the Borg Queen with Picard, Axl and Alie he joins M.O.D.A.B developing a likely for Bender's deceased best friend Dib
Team Free Will: Diasssembled[]
Chapter 5[]
The president got a hold of two government agents to help them get through this whole thing and their mutual associate is who found them. Mr.Wolf asks on this and Deathstroke tells them to keep an eye on them as they will be arriving right now.
The Two Agents arrive and introduce themselves as Jack Bauer and Stan Smith. The Former being a federal agent and the latter being of C.I.A. The Bad Guys freeze up thinking Deathstroke double crossed them, but Jack Bauer states they're on their side and that the guy who knows a guy who another guy knows their spider colleague. Rightfully confusing they ask who they are, Jack states the another guy is someone he used to with as did Stan Smith.
Joanna asks about what their overall intents are. Stan tells Joanna that they are after a government conspiracy as the president uncovered one and it's about what he mentioned to them earlier. She notes dealing with her daughter that she dealt with the supernatural and that this is nothing. Scully warns her that she has no idea what she is dealing and is undersestimating the situation
Stan and Jack decide to take the lead on this and equp themselves as they are hired goons here made to ask shoot first and ask questions later. Mulder and Scully follow suit as does Jauna as the Bad Guys and Joanna follow along behind the armed team mates.
In the compound, Stan and Jack kill some guards and grab their ammo giving it to the agents as they all go through the compound and with more guards showing up the 4 gun them down. As the team go through the door and play more cat and mouse with them.
They cross a bridge and grab all the ammo and go in the comms room and are surrounded by guards which the 4 get into a gun fight with the many guards. The Bad Guys, Joanna and Jaune use this chance to sneak pass them and get closer to the top of the base as Deathstroke, his assoicates and Webs guide them through.
Upon the 4 entering the exhaust room and destroy the console to see a ventilation duct, Jack leads Stan, Mulder and Scullt into it so the explosion doesn't kill them. Scully makes some more guards appear by purposely shooting the walls for 4 guys to come and then this allows Mulder and Stan to gun them down.
Jack hands all them body armor knowing some of them having been equipped with laser guns similar to what he saw a long time ago. Mulder asks what kind of gun and Jack states they're moon rakers as he remembers. Heading to the Launch room and some more guards have automatic weapons shooting and Jack guns them down with Mulder. Stan sees a guy in the vent intend to shoot them and shoots him first.
With a lot of guards, there the 4 agents basically take out them with Jack instructing not to leave them capable of doing the job as they will lead them back to the head. Mulder actibates the console to get to the exhaust room and then they see a 8 foot tall jawed henchman trying to go after him
Jack, Stan, Mulder and Scully all load their bullets into him and are jaw struck how much hits this guy can take as it takes a lot to ultimately put this guy down. Once they do, Mulder and Scully recover the smart card
Mulder, Scully, Jake and Stan head off with the Smart Card and go back the rooms staying alert of the guards with double moon rakers on them and reprogram a shuttle guidance and head back to the launch room, shooting more threats to head back to the main frame. The Bad Guys, Joanna and Jaune get back. The latter saving the others from the agents getting too close to the agents as they take the shuttle.
Chapter 6[]
Mulder, Scully and the others show up as awell as Deathstroke's agents Jack Bauer and Stan Smith accompany them.
As their craft is parked, Bishop, Sid and the others all unexpectlingly run into Mulder, Scully, Joanna, Jaune, THe Bad Guys, and The Agents Stan Smith and Jack Bauer. Upon the whole story getting told they all decide to go find Ford Pines and deal with this whole invasion on the double.Deathstroke's agents Stan and Jack have already decided to track them and the others all go suit except Sid and Lisa who decided to stay and Larke asks why are they doing so. Lisa tells Larke that she suspects that the group will get the 6 gems and that they will be basically be dusted unless they take action and she needs Sid's help to do just that. Sid states Lisa and her have a plan to go with it. Larke takes this into consideration and tells them to tell her so she can send it to Beverly High School and gets her friends out of danger if possible.
Captain Hero and Mark both are quick to recongize that extraterrisals are there during Larke and Bishop's call and they head off to go after them. While the others go to the spies with Stan Smith and Jack.
He and Jack are both snapped out of exixtence by Cleo and the Nano Gauntlet
Chapter 7[]
Stan Smith is brought back from his dusting by Amanda and Cleo and he alongside Jack Bauer sees Steelbeak trying to go after the heroes and the two make short work of him.
Epilogue[]
Jack and Stan report what they did with The President and the unsualness that has happened including the disappearnce and remergance of many people. Jack also states that the kid was rescued by someone who appeared for a few seconds and then disappeared. When asked, Jack explains it was a 6 foot tall 2 inches golden haired young woman with a white schoolgirl uniform with suspenders and a red mini dress.
Deathstroke takes this to note and does his work on a description of this heroine.
Countdown To Chang's Guide To The Galaxy[]
Chapter 6[]
Stan arrives to help Truman, Diana and Jack Bauer deal with the russians who are out for them. He covers for them as Ford and the others arrive to help deal with the others forces
Stan joins the team in resucing the others from the prison and he manages to fight off the other Demo Dogs. Stan regroups with the others and prepares for their battle with CSM.
Finale[]
Stan and Jack join the others in heading to Russia on Deathstroke's orders to go after Bierko. He gives the co-ordinates to Makarov to the Xs before he and Jack settle for Bierko Stan and Jack go through the demodogs The Warden captured as well before reaching VladmirThey stop Bierko from detonating Sentox Canisters in the use against Deathstroke for refusing his and the Russian's blackmail
Stan kills The Warden despite Larke, Bruce and Troy saying they wanted him alive. Upon picked up by Master Chief, Stan reports that the mission was a success, although Larke and Bruce stated he killed The Warden
Stan and Jack are thanked for their work and Deathstroke tells Stan he will have his Number 2 man pay Stan Smith when he finishes deal with the aftermath of the conpsiracy.
Allies and enemies[]
Friends: His family, Bender, Skipper, Heloise, Jorgen Von Strangle, Finn, Marceline the Vampire Queen, Ice King, Django of the Dead, King Julian, Twilight Sparkle, Frida Suarez, Spike, Shining Armor, Princess Bubblegum, Sagat, Sari Sumdac, Flame Princess, Dr.House, Solid Snake, Carmelita Fox, the Chief, Mandark, The Shadowness, Princess Morbucks, Brick, Butch, Q, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Harley Quinn, Professor Pericles, Captain Picard, Worf, RIker, Falco Lombardi, Ahsoka Tano, Sandy Cheeks, Kitty Katswell, Profion, Lucario, Big Boss, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Princess Candance, Alex, Asami Sato, Lizbeth, Edd, Eddy, Brain, Pinky, Frost, Merlida, Sam, Clover, Jazz Pants, Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, King Dedede, Escargoon, Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Master Chief, Cortana, Soldius Snake, Jill Valentine, Hellboy, Zuko, Jack Sparrow, Cammy, Obi Wan, Atomic Betty, Sally Acorn, Jake Miller, Applebloom, Sweetie Pie, Swolattoo, Protoman, X5, Sparkley, Noah Parker, Hugo Brass, Professor Calamitous, Jimmy Neutron, Katara, Danny Phantom, Tak, Hiccup, Astrid, Aang, Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, Danny Phantom, El Tigre, Mushu, Sherry Birkin, Megaman, Roll, Phantom R, the Arbiter, Wizardmon, Fox Xanatos, Balthazar Blake, Starfire, Axel, Angry Video Game Nerd, Alie, Axl, Giro, Jack Frost
Enemies: Alec Trevalyn, Vilgax and his allegiance, his dad, Iron Queen, Democrats, Communists, terrorists, Discord, the Dystopia League, Sigma, the Sigma Organization
Videos[]
Iran Contra and Oliver North
Stan sings about his hero