Colonel Stars and Stripes (Sal Bertolinni) is a character in Kick Ass who leads Justice Forever a team of heroes.
He was once a mob enforcer of Frank Diamico but he reformed his ways and decided to right his wrongs and became a born again Christian.
The B Team Storyline[]
Colonel Stars and Stripes is set to debut here where he joins up with Blue, Bender and Dr. Strange against the Children of BlackGarurumon and the Sinisters of Evil. Stars and Stripes allies himself with Bender. Colonel Stars and Stripes with Bart and Black Star arrives at the Springfield Port and works with Bender, Slade and Castiel. They first go to the house hold and begin planning. Everyone is at the Simpsons House Hold and they begin working on their plans to stop the invasions, The Colonel joins up with Heloise,Phineas, Twilight, , Death The Kid, Jean Grey, Zhuge, Yasha, Buffy, Major Kirahue, Dixie, Gonner, Makoto to stop the Lard Lad statue that got sentient after everyone enjoyed Lard Lad Donuts though unlike the others they don't know if it was BlackGarurumon or Loki/Wesker/CSM.
Bender, Skipper, Heloise, Phineas, Isabella, Suede, Jack Bauer, Makoto, Gohan, Sora, Connor, Twilight Discord, Dixie, Bart, Gonner, Stardash and Colonel Star and Stripes all go wondering in their cavern. With a ocarina in hands which they need to use to open their door and find out the chosen one regarding the niburu which Isabella plays to the tune of the Lugia Song. He and Bart assist Jack Bauer in chasing down and taking down his father.