Welcome to Los Santos - Hello, Mr. Bulgarin/Transcript

Coolautiz Presents......

???: Hey! What's up, Mich? We all missed you these past several months!

Agent Michigan: Yeah, well shit happens when the Multi-Universe gets fucked around with for the past two years.

A Fire Rebellion Story....

Mich: The side effects of the Cryo are still wearing off, CJ. They'll be done and over with once I get on the plane to LS.

CJ: Your boy Takato is looking forward to your return, dog.

Mich: So am I. Seeya soon, CJ.

(Michigan boards the plane and the theme starts playing.)

LOTM: FIRE REBELLION CHRONICLES

(The plane touches down at LSX. Michigan unboards and is greeted by Takato.)

Takato: Hey! It's about time you got here!!

Mich: It is. 'Bout time I woke up, too. Wait. How'd you get here?

Takato: CJ. How else? Wait. Where's Guilmon?

(A traveler is heard screaming)

Guilmon: Takatomon?!

Traveler: What is that fucking thing?!

Mich: Sorry about that sir. (Takes Guilmon back to Takato.) You brought Guilmon here? Into public?

Takato: Yamaki and Dave says I'm responsible for him so...

Mich: Just, don't worry about it. Let's go. Don't wanna keep CJ waiting.

(Takato and Mich get into CJ's car.)

CJ: Hey man.

Mich: CJ?

CJ: Good to see you, man.

Mich: You too. Both of you. So how's June and Tree Hugger?

Takato: June's doing good. And Tree Hugger, I don't know.

CJ: The boy's just creeped out about how Tree Hugger is always in a good mood like that.

Mich: Haven't been around too much Hippies I take it?

Takato: I.... never met her. How do you know her?

Mich: She's a friend of Fluttershy.

Takato: Oh.

CJ: How 'bout your other friends, dog?

Mich: Who?

CJ: Those Freelancer people. How are they?

Mich: Well, Carolina was on her way to kill the Director, and Wash.... I remember he was locked up by the UNSC. I don't know, man. I just woke up from 2 years cryo.

Takato: Two years? I thought no one can be frozen that long.

Mich: The Master Chief was in that same state for four years, Takato.

Takato: Four years?

CJ: What about your other guy?

Mich: Other guy?

CJ: California.

Mich: California died years ago.

CJ: Damn.

(The car pulls up to CJ's mom's place on Grove St.)

CJ: Here we are. Make yourself at home.