The Krabby Patty/Transcript

Episode 1: The Krabby Patty

Transcript
Los Santos Base of Operations, Vinewood

November 7, 2015

(Mustang is hanging out at Michael De Santa's mansion)

Michael: So kid, how'd that introduction into the Order go?

Mustang: It went good.

Michael: So, Captain, isn't it?

Mustang: Yup.

(Michael gets out his whiskey and also grabs a cola for Mustang.)

Michael: Of course I'm aware of your age. Who else would I be getting this whiskey out for? (Tosses the cola to Mustang.)

Jimmy: (From his room) Dad! We've got a problem!

Michael: (groans) I'll be right up!! You better not be f-cking up the plumbing!!

(Meanwhile in Bikini Bottom at the Krusty Krab, several soldiers break into the resturant. They head for the vault, bust it open and take the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. The next day at the Chum Bucket....)

Plankton: Krabby Patties! Come get your Krabby Patties here!!

News Reporter: So how'd you start selling Krabby Patties here at the Chum Bucket?

Plankton: Well, before Krabs went missing, he told me one last thing: if anything were to happen to him, sell the Krabby Patty!! By the way, we have free Bucket Helmets with every purchase.

Reporter: Nice. (puts helmet on)

(Plankton enters the lab.)

Plankton: Well, hiring Merryweather worked out after all.

Karren: (Sarcasm) Really? I thought it wouldn't.

Plankton: Without Krabs on the playing board, no one will.....

Michael: (Busts in) HEY, PLANKTON!! GET OUT HERE, @$$H0L3!!!

(Plankton returns to the dining room.)

Michael: You're sell Krabby Patties, huh?!

Plankton: Michael De Santa. That's right. I am! And with every buy, you get a Chum Bucket Bucket Helmet. Care for one.

Michael: NO! If you think you can go ahead and once again taint the freedom and will of everyone in the Multi-Universe, I wasn't going to ignore that! Once I tell Princess Luna about you're doing, all this will be nothing but a wet fucking dream!

Plankton: We'll see about that, Dr. Tattletail.