The Return of Pandora pt. 4

Landarick: We came to warn you Pandora and her children will kill all of you. She'll take over the multi universe.

Terra: Then let's waste no time! We must leave immediately!

(The Miracle Elite begin running everywhere, beginning to pack up.)

Takanuva: We took a terrible risk lookinhg for you. By the way we're the The Mockingjay Crusaders. ...It's awful to hear about Pandora, isn't it?

Terra: I didn't want to believe you. Besides, this is our home on earth. If I don't fight for it, who will?

Landarick: We will.

Terra: It's gonna be dangerous.

Landarick: (Quoting young Simba) Danger? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha.

Blue Senturion: {Bowing} At your service, my liege.

Takanuva: Uh. We're going to fight her... for this?

Terra: Yes.

Takanuva: Ffh. Talk about your fixer-upper. Well, Terra, if it's important to you, {bows} we're with you to the end.

(Terra smiles appreciatively. Nice scene with the Mockingjay Crusaders and the Miracle Elite on the ledge viewing the work ahead of them. At the castle of Swan Lake.)

Leatherhead: Master, Pandora was arises.

Baroness: Then What would we do?

(Dr. Fetus walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song)

Dr. Fetus: (Singing) I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs

{On 'Pay attention', Dr. Fetus angrily swats the bone away; Ed comes to abrupt attention}

{Waving his paw in front of Ed's blank eyes to make his point; Ed's tongue lolls out}

Dr. Fetus: (Singing) But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares

(Clayface are laughing on a ledge behind him; on "you," Dr. Fetus turns and leaps at him, throwing him backward onto a pair of geysers, which then erupt, throwing Clayface into the air. In the next verse, Dr. Fetus is strutting theatrically along a ledge which runs around back to the floor.)

Dr. Fetus: (Singing) So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer

Baroness: And where do we feature?

Dr. Fetus: (Singing) {Grabbing Baroness's cheek} Just listen to teacher

(Baroness rubs her cheek, which is now bruised red)

Dr. Fetus: (Singing) I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared

{Dr. Fetus leaps up beside Clayface, who is again chewing on the bone, and here kicks him off the ledge}

Dr. Fetus: (Singing) Be prepared!

{The three hyenas land in a pile of bones and are submerged; they reappear, each with a different horned skull on his head.}

Clayface: Yeah, Be prepared. Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh. ...For what?

Dr. Fetus: For the death of the king.

Clayface: Why? Is he sick? {Scar grabs Banzai by the throat}

Scar: No, fool - we're going to kill him. Simba too. {Dropping Banzai back onto the floor}

Leatherhead: Great idea! Who needs a king?

Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo: {Sing-song voices, dancing} No king! No king! la-la-la-la-laa-laa!

Dr. Fetus: Idiots! There will be a king!

Banzai: Hey, but you said, uh...

Dr. Fetus: I will be king! ...Stick with me {triumphant, toothy grin}, and you'll never go hungry again!

Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo: Yaay! All right! Long live the king!

{Camera reveals hundreds of more hyenas in the shadows.}

All Hyenas: Long live the king! Long live the king! {Full song again}

{ Scar's army of hyenas is goose-stepping across the floor of the cave, now stylized into a Nazi-esque quadrangle}

Hyenas: {In tight, crisp phrasing and diction} It's great that we'll soon be connected. With a king who'll be all-time adored. Scar: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board {Motions a slice across the neck}

Dr. Fetus: (Singing The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!

{Leaps off his rock throne to single out one hyena}

{Throughout the next verse, the entire horde of hyenas joins in dancing boisterously, leaping along the tops of rock pillars, shaking animal skeletons in the light, one playing a rib cage/xylophone.}

{The paranthetical parts are the hyenas' counterpoint singing}

Scar: So prepare for the coup of the century (Oooh!) Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Oooh... La! La! La!) {rear ends punctuating} Meticulous planning (We'll have food!) Tenacity spanning (Lots of food) Decades of denial (We repeat) Is simply why I'll (Endless meat) Be king undisputed (Aaaaaaah...) Respected, saluted (...aaaaaaah...) And seen for the wonder I am (...aaaaaaah!) Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo) Be prepared!

All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared - Be prepared!

{Close with a fill-in and a fade-out. Scar and the hyenas are laughing evilly.)