Street Speedsters Finale/Transcript

Episode 7: Final Stretch
(Alex is speeding down the road on his way back to Bikini Bottom. Once he got back to the city, he met up with Mustang, Mendoza, and the others.)

Alex: Hey!

Mustang: You have it?

Alex: Yeah. Right here!

(Alex hand the artifact to Mustang)

Mustang: Alright, let's....

Slaves: All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton! All hail Plankton!

Davey: It's not safe here! We need to leave!

Mustang: Lester, we need you to hack into those things!

Lester: It'll only last for 30 seconds!

Mustang: That's all we'll need!

(The slaves stop in there tracks as their mind control helmets have been hacked into. Seeing the opportunity, the heroes get away to a rooftop. The helmets finally reboot and the slave start going after the heroes.)

Mustang: Alright Twilight! Use it!

(Twilight is handed the artifact and uses it to break everyone from Plankton's control. Everyone is now back to normal and the helmets gone.)

Michael: Ugh. What happened? (Sees everyone) Oh, hey Davey. What the fuck is going on?

Davey: We'll explain later.

(Meanwhile at the Chum Bucket)\

Plankton: NOOOO!!!!!!!!

Felix: Well, time to improvise. (Gives Plankton to another merc) Burn him alive.

Plankton: No! NO NO NO NO NOOOO!!!!!

(Back with the heroes)

Alex: Alright, looks like everyone okay. Now to get mess cleaned up.

Chairman: Incredible display, Princess! But I think you just ruined Charon's agendas again!!!

Twilight: You're back!

Chairman: Well of course I would be. You didn't think the UNSC would set a capture order on all of the Equestrian monarchs for threatening the Chairman of the Oversight Subcommittee, now would you?!

Mustang: You manipulated the UNSC, didn't you?! You told them that Princess Celestia threatened to have you put away for a, quote, "crime you never commited", right?!

Chairman: There's a lot one can do when holding a huge influence on politics. Now if you will excuse me, I have a war to instigate against Equestria.

(All of a sudden, a Crop Duster start heading for the Chairman. Trevor jumps out of it.)

Trevor: Hey! I told you to stay away from here!!

Episode 8: We Are Trevor Philips Industries
Chairman: You! Where you the one responsible for damage done to the helmets' Communication Tower?!

Trevor: As a matter of fact, I was. Nice cheap equipment you had there!

(Locus and Felix arrive)

Chairman: It's about time you've shown up!!!

Trevor: Oh! You wanna turn this into a gun fight?! Okay! Let's do this!!!

(Everyone gets to cover as guns start firing. The Chairman gets away in the fray.)

Michael: Dammit, Trevor!! He's getting away!!

Alex: I'll go and get him!!

(Alex then gets in a Warthog and chases after the Chairman. Trevor gives Michael a Carbine to fend off the Space Pirates.)

Locus: Kill them!

(Mustang uses instant transmission and knocks out Locus from behind. However, he is then stabbed in the leg by Felix.)

Mustang: AHHHHHHRGGG!!!!

Fluttershy: (Gasp) JAMES!!!

Michael: THAT'S IT!! NOW YOU'VE REALLY PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF!!!!

(Michael then shoots Felix in the head, killing him. He then does the same to Locus.)

Mendoza: Get Mustang to the hospital!

Davey: Got it!!

(Davey picks Mustang up and helps him to the hospital.)

Wade: How many of these guys are there?

Trevor: Don't care!! Keep shooting!!!

Michael: Just like Packie says: Movin' and shootin'!!

(Eventually, a Buzzard Attack Chopper arrives.)

???: Yusuf's fucking here!!!! Take this, motherfuckers!!!

(Yusuf eliminates the remaining Space Pirates)

Rainbow Dash: Is that Yusuf Amir in a Buzzard?!

(The Chopper lands and Yusuf and Agent Carolina steps out.)

Yusuf: Ha! What do you think of that?!

Michael: Yusuf, you're one heavily armed motherfucker!

Spike: Um, who's this?

Sunset: Yusuf Amir. Property Owner out of Liberty City. He's a friend of Luis Lopez and Tony Prince.

Mendoza: This guy knows Gay Tony?

Carolina: Yep. (To Gideon) Where's Alex?

Gideon: Going after the Chairman.