Halloween Special Part 3: We Are Screwed, People!/Transcript

Transcript for the third part of the Fire Rebellion Halloween Special.

Heroes

 * James "Mustang" McCracken
 * Agent Michigan
 * Epsilon (RvB)
 * Epsilon-Delta
 * Epsilon-Theta
 * Fluttershy(Equestria Girls)
 * Rainbow Dash(Equestria Girls)
 * Applejack(Equestria Girls)
 * Rarity(Equestria Girls)
 * Pinkie Pie(Equestria Girls)
 * Agent California
 * Tank Dempsey
 * Principal Celestia
 * Vice Principal Luna
 * Lavernius Tucker
 * Dick Simmons
 * Dexter Grif
 * Michael J. Caboose
 * Sunset Shimmer
 * Trevor Phillips
 * Donald Doyle
 * Vanessa Kimball
 * Takato Matsuki
 * Henry Wong
 * Rika Nonaka
 * Ryo Akiyama
 * Calumon
 * Agent Washington
 * Sarge
 * Franklin Delano Donut
 * Lopez the Heavy

Villains

 * Sonic.exe
 * The Hungry Pumpkin
 * Herobrine
 * Slender Man
 * Moar Krabs
 * Freddy Fazbear
 * Bonnie the Bunny
 * Chica the Chicken
 * Foxy the Fox

Transcript
Narrator: The heroes were outnumbered by the Zombie army. The only option they could set in motion is to retreat and take shelter. They end up hiding in a pizzeria called "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza", which in layman's terms, that wasn't a really good idea. The heroes end up running into Donut and Lopez, and are also attacked by the animtronics that belong there. The heroes did escape, but they forgot that "small" catch.

(The heroes are surrounded by the zombies.)

Grif: Ooooohhhh FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Mustang: (Holding on to Fluttershy) Not our greatest move yet.

(Some of the Zombies start going at General Doyle.)

General Doyle: No! STAY BACK! DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS!!!!

(All of a sudden, the animtronic start to join the Zombies.)

Tucker: The fuck's with these people?!! Thanks the fuck a lot, Caboose!!!

Twilight: (Angrily at Tucker) DO NOT CAST BLAME!!!

Lopez: Pero fue su culpa, Crepúsculo !! Es la muerte de nosotros !! (But it was his fault, Twilight!! He's the death of us!!)

Michigan: DO NOT BACK TALK PRINCESS TWILIGHT, YOU DUMB ROBOT!!!

Simmons: How do we get out of here?!

(An explosion is heard nearby.)

???: OORAH!! KICKIN' ASS AND MAKIN' MESSES!!!

???: Fuck that! That fucking blue rat sent us here!!!!

(The two unknowns arrive blasting their way through the Zombies, revealing to be Tank Dempsey and Trevor Phillips.)

Lopez: Gran, mas idiotas! (Great, more idiots!)

California: Dempsey?!

Dempsey: Thought you guys needed some help!

Michigan: (Walking up to Trevor) Trevor Phillips. Ended up in this hellhole as well, i see?

Trevor: What, you think I'm still Los Santos? HUH?!!!

Principal Celestia: THAT'S ENOUGH!! (Then just walks away)

(Trevor starts walking off, having a stare down with Michigan.)

Michigan: Welp, need to check something. (Brings up Epsilon) Hey Church, have you been able to get in contact with Kappa, F.I.L.S.S, or Izumi yet?

Epsilon-Church: Not yet. D's been trying to get through.

California: What's keeping ya?

Epsilon-Church: There's no proper connectivity in this world. But if there is, it looks like a human slaughter house.

(Everyone looks at Epsilon disgustingly.)

Epsilon-Delta: (appears along Theta) That statement wasn't really safe to apply, Church.

Epsilon-Theta: That was kinda scary.

Epsilon-Church: Yeah. Wasn't aware when I said that. Sorry guys.

(Theta and Delta logs off.)

Michigan: Just.... be careful with what you say, Epsilon.

Epsilon-Church: Yeah. (Starts turn green, then back to normal, then green again.) Whoa! Hold on.

Twilight: You okay, Church?

Epsilon-Church: Yeah, I said hold on. (Speaks) Yeah, uh huh. Yeah. Yeah. Got it. Okay, thanks D!

Vice Principal Luna: What was that?

Epsilon-Church: THAT was the end of a very long bipassing process.

Michigan: You came in contact with someone?

Epsilon-Church: Fuck yeah, I contacted someone!! Processing the call now!

(More Zombies start to charge.)

Michigan: Do it while we find cover! We need to move!!

(The heroes run for another resturant and enter.)

Rarity: (Catching her breath) Look at me. I'm a mess!

Lopez: Vivirás. (You'll live.)

Trevor: I agree with the robot. You are spoiled.

Lopez: ¿Por qué tratar? (Why try?)

Michigan: Okay, we're safe for now.

(A gun is pointed at Mich's head.)

???: Turn around slowly. Do anything stupid, and I'll shoot you.

(Mich slowly turns around and sees Wash and Sarge.)

Michigan: Wash?

Wash: Mich? What happened? How'd you end up here?

Caboose: Oh hey, Agent Washington!! I found a Sonic looking doll that I thought Rainbow Dash would love because she loves Sonic. Then it got mad and started an earthquake and we ended up here.

Sarge: Then you nearly killed us all!!

Grif: Yeah, you idiot!!

Wash: I'm not blaming Caboose! Sarge and I ended up here when I found the same object at 17-b. So I believe there's more than one of these, and someone is using this creature to achieve their own ends.

California: Do you know who?

Wash: Not yet.

Sarge: Sounded like he spoke German.

Applejack: German?

Wash: We've captured his voice.

(Wash activates a recorder, playing a voice recording of a German man.)

Principal Celestia: Do you know what it says, Washington?

Wash: Actually no.

Michigan: Hey, uh, Wash. Can I speak to you... in private?

Wash: Sure. What is it?

(Mich pushes Wash into a back room.)

Simmons: Wow he is pushy!

(Everyone akwardly looks at Simmons)

Simmons: What?!

(Wash and Michigan are alone in the back room.)

Wash: Okay. What is it?

Michigan: If we don't get back to Equestria soon, I fear Princess Luna would get hurt. And Celestia.

Wash: You specifically said Luna. Is there a reason? (Wash realizes something) You love her, don't you?

Michigan: Yes.

Wash: Look, Mich, the only way Luna would get in a bad situation with this, is if you don't keep calm about it. About everything you do. You've become too abbrasive and apprehensive ever since we stopped Project Freelancer.

Michigan: I get it.

Wash: You need to start lightening up. I don't want to see both of you getting hurt or killed.

Michigan: Got it.

(The two hear Rarity screaming. They rush out.)

Rarity: WHAT IS THAT THING?!!!!

Spike: A pumpkin, maybe?

Hungry Pumpkin: I'm very hungry.

Rainbow Dash: Since when do pumpkins have arms and legs?!

Grif: I don't care!! I'm killing that thing!!! (Throws a metal spoon at the pumpkin. It's tossed away.)

Hungry Pumpkin: No! I don't want that!

Michigan: Stand back, everyone!! (Gets out his Scattershot, shoots, and destroys the Pumpkin.) Everyone alright?

Applejack: Yep.

California: We're good.

Doyle: That thing was just horrific!

Michigan: You're telling me sir.

(The heroes then see a number of Zombies, this time with Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, Herobrine, Slenderman, Moar Krabs, and Sonic.exe himself.)

Tucker: "Great. Now we're screwed."

California: "So we got an evil Hedgehog that thinks its a god, a teleporting faceless wonder stalking us in the night, some animal animatroics possesed by the spirits of children that want to stuff us into suits and a zombie army. Well isn't that freaking wonderful!?"

Michigan: "I'm gonna need a bigger weapon."

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