LOTM: Raining Chaos S4 P2/Transcript

(The heroes are seen eating in Mirzak's dining hall)

Alex:......

Erin: Mmmm!

Emily: So good!

Miles: Yeah it is!

Mirzak: *Smile*

(Xylia is seen eating salad)

Jason: Good?

Xylia: Amazing!

Mirzak: Glad you could enjoy it. It was a little hard to get everything needed for the salad but I was able to get what I needed for a fantastic salad.

Xylia: You most certainly did.

Mirzak: *Smile* Yep!

Avalos:......

(Avalos waves his hand which glows under the table)

Xylia: Mmmmm!

(Xylia goes to take another bite before her chair disintegrates from under her)

Xylia: *Lands on the ground* OW!!

Jason: Xylia??

Xylia: *Groans*

Avalos: Man the chairs here are really fragile.

Xylia: *Growls*

(Another Ice Golem brings another chair and Xylia takes a seat)

Xylia: Thank you.

Ice Golem: *Nods and walks off*

Avalos: Should be more careful there Xylia.

Xylia: I'll keep that in mind...

Defenders:.....

Josuke: *Whispering* Why are we putting up with this? Let's kick his ass already.

Erin: *Whispering* As much as I want to, we can't.

Alex: *Whispering* Not unless Mirzak tells us so.

Yang: *Whispering* Why does he put up with this asshole?

Rose: *Whispering* He and Mirzak were friends once. Guess he wants to keep that friendship.

Yang: *Whispering* I see.

Avalos: I can hear all of you you know.

Defenders: !!

Avalos: I can kill you all right now if I wasn't in a good mood. Plus its rude to whisper about someone you know. THat's not how dinner guests act.

Anne: Dinner guests don't break chairs either!

Avalos: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Anne: *Growls*

Mirzak: Can't you kids just shut the FUCK UP?!

Defenders: !!!

Mirzak: I want. This. To be a NICE!!! Dinner! With NO fighting! UNDERSTAND!!?!

Defenders: *Nods rapidly*

Mirzak: Goddamn, you're all so fucking antsy! Are all the females on your team going through their damn periods or some shit?!

Xylia: !! MIRZAK!!!

Erin: Damn....

Mirzak: *Sigh* Sorry. It's just....frustrating is all.

Avalos: Hmph. Mortals are just so rude. They know no manners.

Mirzak: Don't start anything either Avalos. I know you were doing that stuff with the chairs.

Avalos: It was just a joke.

Mirzak: Well stop with the jokes. I want us to enjoy this nice dinner I spent preparing. Understand?

Avalos: Of course Mirzak. I wouldn't dream of ruining your dinner.

Mirzak: Good.

Avalos:.....

Mirzak: Now, is everyone enjoying their food?

Ruby: Y-Yeah Mirzak sir! Its really good!

Spot: S-Super good!

Ghira: No complaints here.

Shade: It's amazing!

Mirzak: Good.

Avalos:......

Mirzak: So, anyone have anything to lighten the mood?

Alex: Well... Anyone seen Jessica's new arm?

Jessica: Oh! *Holds up her arm* Yeah! Alex had our names engraved!

Ashley: Oh honey that's so sweet!

Seris: Yeah! Good present Alex!

Alex: Thanks!

Jessica: *Smile*

Mirzak: Well that's nice Alex!

Avalos: Kinda dumb you lost it in the first place.

Jessica: ! Hey!

Xylia: Don't be rude!

Avalos: Just saying.

Jessica:.....

Mirzak: I-It's still cool Jessie!

Jessica: Thank you Mirzak.

Popsicle: Me and Grey are boyfriend and girlfriend!

Mirzak: Cool!

Jessica:.....

Alex: I-It's okay sweetie. Cheer up.

Jessica:.......

???: *Voice* Did someone saaay.....

(The heroes look to find Malindes at the door)

Malindes: Cheer up?

Avalos: Oh goddammit not you.

Malindes: The Goddess of Happiness and Laughter is here to help lighten up the mood!

Mirzak: You're late Malindes.

Malindes: *giggles* Sorry!

Mirzak: It's chill!

Malindes: Oooo nice one!

Avalos: Not this annoying ass....

(Malindes walks up toward the table. She passes Xylia and Avalos. She stops)

Malindes: ?? *Sees Avalos* ! Avalos!?

Avalos: Dammit....

Malindes: Wow! How funny to see you here! I thought you were in jail!

Avalos: Things happened.

Malindes: Oh okay!

Avalos:......

Malindes: Now, who needed cheering up here?

Craig: The girl with metal arm over there Malindes!

Jessica: ! Wait what?

(Malindes suddenly appears next to Jessica)

Malindes: Fear not young lady! I'll give you joy in your life!

Jessica: O-Oh Malindes, it's okay trust me.

Malindes: Nonsense! You need that joy!

Jessida: I-I really don't.

Malindes: Awww come on!

(Malindes's hands glow purple as she puts them on Jessica's shoulders)

Malindes: Laugh every once and awhile.

Avalos: *Whisper* So fucking stupid....

Jessica: No seriously you-.....*Snicker*

Malindes: There you go!

Jessica: *Laughing*

Alex: Aww man!

Malindes: My work is done! Time to eat!

(Malindes takes a seat as Ice Golems deliver her some food)

Malindes: Oooooh! Yummy yummy!

Jessica: *Laughing* MAKE IT STOP!!!

Alex: M-Malindes can you stop it?

Malindes: Oh it'll wear off!

Alex: *Smile*

Malindes: In about five minutes or so!

Alex:....

Jessica: *Laughing and falls out of the chair* MALINDEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

Malindes: *Giggles*

Avalos: That is going to get annoying REAL fast.

Mirzak: Well, at least we're all happy now!

Alex: Y-Yep!

Avalos: Can someone shut her up please?

Malindes: Aww Avalos. Do YOU need a laugh?

Avalos: You touch me and I WILL erase you!!

Malindes: Okay okay! Party pooper.

Avalos: *Rolls eyes*

Malindes: So Avalos I haven't seen you for so long! What brings you here?

Avalos: Just.....hanging is all.

Malindes: Oh cool!

Avalos: Heh. Yeah....

Malindes: *Smile*

Mirzak:......

(Soon enough, Jessica stands back up and sits down)

Jessica: *Panting*

Malindes: How are you feeling now grumpy pants?

Jessica: Everything's.....tingly....

Malindes: That means the joy is works!

Alex: *Helps Jessica up* You good Jess?

Jessica: Y-...Yeah...