Act III: Episode 6: New Dog, Old Tricks/Transcript

(RECAP TO ARRIVE LATER)

"New Dog, Old Tricks"

UNSC Infinity Earth Orbit

Private Franklin Delano Donut

Order of the Just

December 7, 2013

(Aboard Infinity)

Princess Luna: How long will it take to bring him back?

Princess Celestia:'' Could be hours, could be days. All we can do is wait.''

Princess Luna: ''All we want is to have him back home, sister. We can't lose him like we almost did with Rarity.''

(Donut and Lopez enters)

Donut: Private Franklin D. Donut reporting for duty, Princess!

Princess Luna: ''Glad to see you've finally recovered, Private. (Turns over to Lopez) Good to see you back in commision, Lopez.''

Lopez: ''Gracias, Princesa. No vas a creer lo que he pasado! Terminé en la sala de almacenamiento del buque y conocí ordenador y el monitor de Dan. (Thanks, Princess. You won't believe what I went through! I ended up in the ship's storage room and met Dan's computer and monitor.)''

Donut: Sooo...

Lopez: ''Fue genial! Tiramos una gran fiesta en la calle, y se convirtió en tan popular como Rarity! (It was great! We threw a huge block party, and I became as popular as Rarity!)''

Princess Luna: Are you sure he's okay, Donut?

Lopez: ''Escucha, puta! ¿Es porque usted es realeza que no me entiendes, ¿O es usted simplemente tonto? (Listen, bitch! Is it because you're royalty that you don't understand me, Or are you just dumb?)''

Princess Luna:'' (Angrily in the Royal Canterlot Voice) SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN, ROBOTIC ORGANISM!! I DARE YOU!!''

Lopez: Alarma! Ella es bilingüe! Por favor, no me mates! (Holy fucking shit! She's bilingual! Please don't kill me!)

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