LOTM: Darkness Incarnate Part 29 - A Teammate Lost, Yet The Situation for This Part of the Story is Enlightened by a More Humorous Moment of Deadpool! The Battle of Bellwood City Part 1



"Our heroes arrived at their location. But because Deadpool was driving they crashed landed. Angewomon and Lizbeth were able to come out of the ship."

Angewomon: Oh god... That hurt.

Lizbeth: Your telling me. But any landing we can walk away from is a good one.

Angewomon: No argument there.

Lizbeth: Wait a minute. Where's Maka?

Angewomon: Maka? Maka where are you?

Lizbeth: She might have been hurt more then us! We need go back to the ship and find her!

Deadpool: Hey. you guys looking for a flat chested teenage girl?

"Lizbeth and Angewomon look back at the ship and they see Deadpool standing in front of it carrying Maka who is out cold over his shoulder"

Lizbeth: Maka! Is she ok??

Deadpool: Oh, relax she'll be fine. "Throws Maka" Ops.

Angewomon: Deadpool!

Deadpool: Hey I did not mean it!

Lizbeth: She's alive but she's still out.

Deadpool: Let me see if I can wake her up.

"Singsong" Ohhhhh, Makaaaa! Time to wake uuuuupppp!

"Slaps her" Rise and shine, girly!

Lizbeth: Deadpool!!

Deadpool: "Slaps her" WAKE UP!

"Slaps her" Up and at 'em!

Fine then.

"Slaps her" THAT'S for slaming your book on me!

"Slaps her" THAT'S letting for letting that Nod guy shoot me!

"Slaps her" THAT'S because I get aroused when I slap people! Haha!

"Slaps her" THAT'S for the book worms of the world!

"Slaps her" THAT's because I feel like it!

"Slaps her" WHY!

"Slaps her" WON'T!

"Slaps her" YOU!

"Slaps her" WAKE!

"Slaps her" UP!

"Slaps her" WAKE UP!

Angewomon: Deadpool stop it!

Deadpool: "Slaps her" THAT'S because the writer keep having me slap you!

"Slap her" THAT'S because I like slapping fleshy things with this hand!

"Slaps her" THAT'S for being in more adventures then me!

"Slaps her" "Tearfully" THAT'S for making me love you!

"Slaps her" "Angry" THAT'S for making me hate you!

"Slaps her" THAT'S for only being a teenage!

"Slaps her" THAT's for being a flat chested teenage!

"Slaps her" THAT'S for being a total bitch!

"Slaps her" THAT'S because I want to see if the writer will keep doing this!

"Slaps her" THAT'S for all the hot anime girls out there! Hey call me!

"Slaps her" THAT'S for the White Elephant gift Wolverine gave me! Who wants a White Elephant!?!

And finally...

"Slaps her" THAT'S because this whole thing added some extra funny as hell stuff in one of the great stories in Legends of the Multi-Universe ever written by man or Mutant!

I guess she's not waking up.

Angewomon: Deadpool I can't believe you did that!

Deadpool: Jeez what did you want me to do? Poke her with my sword?

Hmm...

Lizbeth: DEADPOOL NO!!

Deadpool: All right all right!

Lizbeth: Well we can't wait for Maka to wake up. We have to stop the Humanists.

Deadpool: Here I'll leave her a note for when she wakes up.

Angewomon: Okay let's move out!

"As they enter within Bellwood's city limits. Far from them the gunshot echoes could be heard as screams cry out loud before the low sound hits to their dying breathes only making the situation more grim. Cerberus Assault Troopers and MECH soldiers were spraying lasers and mass effected bullets to kill off the aliens in Bellwood. The Illusive Man holds a megaphone speaking out to his human raced kin."

The Illusive Man: You all of us, humans and me have no right to be oppressed by the aliens. I know what you are saying that you are finally in peace with the alien race. Please hear me out. Every last of our own kind deserves to hear the truth of what these aliens plan for our shadowy demise. This galactic authoritative force known as the plumbers are only represented to overpraise your so called alien allies as heroes, especially to the children who have been rescued by them.

The Illusive Man: They are not your friend, they are just like ninjas yet far worse waiting to not only kill just the bright level-headed human leaders like myself that would present a threat to them, it would include all of you! The humans who helped make us strong from our time and continued on from their ancestry family have a gift to make themselves the most center placed species in the multi-universe. There will be a day where war will start and aliens will take advantage of your pre-space flighted state and destroy you all once the proof. That is correct citizens of Bellwood you've been lied to and here we give you all the proof.

"The crowd was in for a surprise yelping out their gasps of Huaaaaggggh! shouts as Kai Leng tosses the alien body that held burnt holes on its corpse. Sila came in after ordering his MECH soldiers to help Kai Leng out with the pile."

Kai Leng: See this. This is the sound of cowardice and we have been getting this kind of information when we traced the signal right to a ship. I am terribly feeling sorry for you all that plumbers messed with your heads. Now that the secret is out, we will draw out their human leader that sold you all out to the alien race to help with the aliens conquest for planet Earth. "Kai Leng made a faint sadistic smile as he enjoys tarnishing the reputation of the alien race."

"A mix of fear and anger surges within the crowd as they did not like having the existence of aliens being kept a secret. Out of the open the male spectacled news reporter came out into the open."