LOTM: Darkness Incarnate Part 22 - New Ally Sideways! Optimus Prime alive?!?!

"Our heroes returned to the Autobot base after escaping Unicron with the help of a possible new ally"

Arcee: There you are!

Ratchet: What happened? We lost contact with you.

Maka: We had some big trouble over at Dark Mount.

Heloise: What kind of trouble?

Angewomon: Everyone... Unicron has returned.

Everyone: WHAT!?!?!

Bulkhead: Unicron is back!? How!?

Lizbeth: He's using Megatron body.

Starfire: His body?

Skipper: GAH! "Slams head on the wall"

When will... This madness... End!??

Bender: Skipper??

Skipper: All children in this room: Cover your ears! I'm about to use my angry words!

"Dib Bubbles Sailor Mini Moon Boomer Nina and Lizbeth cover their ears Ragnarok covers Crona's and Liz covers Patty's ears"

Skipper: "Indistinct shouting"

"After Skipper stop everyone looks with shocked expressions"

Soul: Oh, dude that was uncool.

Sailor Moon: Where does someone learn things like that?!

Crona: I still heard.

Heloise: Eh, I hang with him and Bender all the time, so I'm use to it.

Patty: Liz what did he say?!

Liz: Stuff you and anyone does not need to know, Patty.

Bumblebee: Okay can we forget about the bad mouthed penguin for a moment and get back to "Unicron returning"?

Smokescreen: Yeah, how did you escape?

Black Star: That guy helped us.

"The new Autobot comes up to the others"

Ultra Magnus: And who are you solider?

???: I am Sideways.

Arcee: I have never seen you before.

Sideways: I can understand. I came in VERY late in the war.

I wish to speak to Optimus Prime.

Ultra Magnus: I'm sorry to say, that's impossible. Optimus Prime is... offline.

Sideways: Really? That's... a shame.

It would have been an honor to meet the last of the primes.

Death the Kid: And with this "Unicron" here we might need his help.

Heloise: Okay, so we got aliens trying to wipe the human race, humans trying to kill all non-humans, and now we have an unstoppable god of destruction running lose in Megatron's body.

Nina: Don't forget about that monster me Boomer and Oswald met.

Starfire: We finally had peace all over the Multi-Universe... And now it's gone for good...

"Everyone is silent trying to think of what to do. But the silence is gone by moniters beeping in the base"

Angewomon: What's going on?

Ratchet: I'm reading an Autobot life signal. It's...

This... this is impossible...

Maka: Who is it?

Ratchet: It's.... Optimus...