Legends of Light and Darkness part 5 Transcript

Legends of Light and Darkness part 5 Transcript Phineas: Your Transporter worked, but where are we?

Heloise: Channel Awesome Universe

Isabella: Channel Awesome Universe?

AVGN: This is the universe where critics in the real world unite from all over, their most well known one is the Nostalgia Critic

Alie: How do you know him?

AVGN: Well a sunglasses wearing creep from the Resident Evil Universe put my universe in danger and tried to make me kill the Critic

Alie: Did he have a god complex or something

AVGN: He did, jeez people with god complexs are annoying

Axl: You said it, hey where’s Bender, Skipper, Axel and Jack?

Jack: On the other side, of the street

Bender: Yeah we decided to race you guys

Skipper: And we’re winning

Axel: Last one who to the end of the street is a rotten egg

Phineas: Hey you guys got a head start

Isabella: Let’s just go

Anti Cosmo: Well then learned what’s going on

<p class="MsoNormal">Slade: Excellent, now we both know. We must follow to further confirm their theory

<p class="MsoNormal">Anti Cosmo: Yes right

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<p class="MsoNormal">With the racing 10 in karts with

<p class="MsoNormal">Bender: Me and Skipper are winning

<p class="MsoNormal">Isabella: Well we have 2nd

<p class="MsoNormal">Skipper: Just try us

<p class="MsoNormal">Phineas: Sounds doable

<p class="MsoNormal">Axl: And we have 3rd and Heloise has 4th

<p class="MsoNormal">Alie: You guys be careful we’re pretty good at driving

<p class="MsoNormal">Jack: We’re in last Axel, we got to catch up

<p class="MsoNormal">Axel: I know what to do use ice

<p class="MsoNormal">Jack: Right away “shoots ice but it misses and hits someone

<p class="MsoNormal">Axel: Oh shit we hit someone

<p class="MsoNormal">Jack: Pull back,

<p class="MsoNormal">Heloise: Guys pull back

<p class="MsoNormal">AVGN: We accidentaly smooched someone

<p class="MsoNormal">Bender: Let’s see then

<p class="MsoNormal">???: What the hell, was that

<p class="MsoNormal">Phineas: Good you’re not hurt

<p class="MsoNormal">AVGN: Chick, Nostalgia Chick. We were just racing and pyromaniac and ice maniac tried to catch up by shooting elements at ice. Anyway do you know where the Nostalgia Critic since we need his help

<p class="MsoNormal">Nostalgia Chick: No I havn’t heard anything from him, but since you are. What do you need him for

<p class="MsoNormal">Isabella: To help us in a multiuniverse saving mission from a dark master

<p class="MsoNormal">Bender: We only just came up with it

<p class="MsoNormal">Nostalgia Chick: Oh you mean the League of Darkness lead by Malefor

<p class="MsoNormal">Alie: How did you know?

<p class="MsoNormal">Chick: I’m doing a criticism of the team as a review

<p class="MsoNormal">Bender: Well then will you help us?

<p class="MsoNormal">Chick: Yes, I do know what is needed to bring them down,

<p class="MsoNormal">Axel: Good

<p class="MsoNormal">…..

<p class="MsoNormal">In the Chick’s house

<p class="MsoNormal">Nostalgia Chick: I opened the link to see for yourself

<p class="MsoNormal">Bender: Bio Metals huh, interesting

<p class="MsoNormal">Alie: But I already have some as weapons what makes these different

<p class="MsoNormal">Jack Frost: Also I apologize for nearly freezing you

<p class="MsoNormal">Nostalgia Chick: That’s fine Jack, Alie these are different they are more powerful and combine the 7 together and the seal to his lair will be found or whatever. I will get you later

<p class="MsoNormal">Skipper: You know the model names?

<p class="MsoNormal">Chick: I’m looking for them

<p class="MsoNormal">Well I know what they are

<p class="MsoNormal">Axel: Slade, Anti Cosmo?

<p class="MsoNormal">Heloise: You’ve been following us haven you

<p class="MsoNormal">Anti Cosmo: Yes, because we know old dragony as well

<p class="MsoNormal">Skipper: And you propose we work together?

<p class="MsoNormal">Bender: Of course, Slade just remember this isn’t going to be easy

<p class="MsoNormal">Slade: Your   Alpha Team is helping as we all know and so is my team

<p class="MsoNormal">AVGN: Who is this guy? Nostalgia Chick: And how he does he know you guys

<p class="MsoNormal">Phineas: Slade and Anti Cosmo were previously adversaries of Bender, Skipper and Axel

<p class="MsoNormal">Isabella: But not so much nowadays

<p class="MsoNormal">Slade: Your seven models you’’re seeking on split into 3, 1 on your Alpha’s team and 2 on ours.

<p class="MsoNormal">Anti Cosmo: The Bio Metals are A, H, X, Z, P, F, L, and H.

<p class="MsoNormal">Skipper: Intrigging letters

<p class="MsoNormal">Bender: Yeah, most unusal

<p class="MsoNormal">Nostalgia Chick: So can we can get started soon

<p class="MsoNormal">Axel: We already did, so let’s just go

<p class="MsoNormal">Slade: Yes, most wise. But I must hear from Celes first

<p class="MsoNormal">Celes: But I’m already here

<p class="MsoNormal">Anti Cosmo: Don’t scare us like that

<p class="MsoNormal">Slade: AC, she didn’t