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Sample Script

In The Great Time Travel Adventure with while our actual heroes we know doing things. We have Bender, Skipper, Starfire, Jimmy, Julian and Lydia all sitting in a restaurant.

Jimmy: So What are we doing here, shouldn't we go after Darkwarrior?

Bender: Yeah but we as might as well enjoy a nice eating while we do so

Starfire: But why aren't we?

Skipper: Because Starfire, I think we need to leer Darkwarrior to us, so we need to use someway.

Bender: It's how we're going get me and Skipper's past selves on the case

Lydia: I get why you want to alert your past selves, it's just aren't there things called time paradoxes?

Jimmy: Yeah there are, and you're right. But Bender he's already met himself once or who knows how many times. And the Universe didn't implode and speaking of which do you have of actually proving you're from the future?

Starfire: Jimmy, you know how Bender can prove he's Future Bender to Past Bender so The Benders won't go on a Bender trying to figure who's who and oh my god my head  hurts

Skipper: To be literate Jimbo, You put a Back Up Unit in him in The 3rd adventure we had when he got hurt bad and the only other alternative was Star's Tamazarin Acupuncture

Bender: And that was painful, I still think about the pain

Jimmy: I may be Jimmy, but I'm a clone it's not like I remember this stuff

King Julian: He's right, "stuffing his face with donuts"  It's the orginial that remembered it, and also have this plate, get me some more do'h nuts.

Skipper: Hey slow down numbskull, you're going to choke.

King Julian: Don't tell me how to eat donuts! [starts choking]

Bender:  [matter-of-factly] Hey, Julian's choking again.

Skipper: Isn't there a first-aid chart around here somewhere?

Bender: Somebody scare him.

Jimmy: That's for the hiccups!

Starfire: I know "blasts Julian with a starbolt"

King Julian: Oh god that was terrible

Lydia: This a first time?

Starfire: No this is the 8th time he's done this

Skipper: He's a real idiot that way

Jimmy: So what are we going to do while waiting

Bender: What I'm going to do is sing with this karaoke machine in me to relax.

"he turns on the karaoke machine and starts singing in a overly dramatic manner"

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin', Tossed salad and scrambled eggs, Mercy (alt: Quite stylish.) And maybe I seem a bit confused, Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're callin' again. Scambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do. Goodnight, everybody.

Jimmy: Wasn't that relaxing?

King Julian: No this is relaxing [holds up boombox and begins badly playing "I Like to move it"; while he starts dancing which horrifies Jimmy.

Jimmy: Oh no! I'll save you, Julian! [picks up a roll from Starfire's plate and slingshots it at Julian; it goes up his mouth and sticks in the back of his throat; Jimmy comes over to assist him] Julian, are you all right? That's it, chew, chew, and swallow. There, better?

King Julian: BETTER?! I was just fine until you lodged that hot roll into my windpipe!

Jimmy: But I had to! It's too dangerous to play that kind of music  out here in a restaurant, It might attract... a mad duck.

King Julian: [in a low, cautious tone] A Mad Duck? You mean like the ones that... [In an angry tone] DON'T EXIST?!

Jimmy: What are you saying?

King Julian: There's no such thing! They're just a myth.

Bender: Oh no, Julians, mad ducks are all too real. It says so in the Time Traveling .Herald. [holds up  newspaper]

King Julian: [reads cover story] "I Married a Mad Duck"?

Skipper: Yeah! And Supernatural Monthly! [holds up newspaper]

King Julian: [reads] "Mad Ducks and Sci-Fi Are Real"? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

Skipper: Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also true Ring Tail.

Bender: He's Right. Mad Ducks are no laughing matter. Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy...

Starfire: Bender, you said that line enough times

Lydia: Oh it's just his record player in his mouth let me "conks Bender's mouth"

Bender: Thank you

King Julian: You're right! I should be more careful. In fact, why don't you tell me all of the things I shouldn't do if I want to keep the mad ducks away?

Jimmy: Okay, that's easy. First off, don't play booty shaking music.

King Julian: Okay. Then what?

Bender: Never wave a flashlight back and forth really fast.

Skipper: It's terrible for their eyes

King Julian: You're kidding.

Jimmy: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.

Bender: Yeah.

King Julian: [writes on notepad] Go on.

Bender: Don't ever eat cheese.

King Julian: Sliced, cubed, Swiss, Mortaledda, Mozerilla, Fetticuini, Blue etc

Bender:  Mortaledda, the others are fine

King Julian: Yeah, yeah, and?

Jimmy: Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion!

Skipper: Or clown shoes.

Bender: And that goes double for a hoop skirt.

Skipper: And never Ever screech like a monkey!

King Julian: Wow! That's amazing how many things can set a mad duck off!

Starfire: They sound horrible

King Julian: And... and suddenly I have the sense we're all in danger.

Jimmy: Why?

King Julian: I don't know... [runs off and returns with a flashlight, clown shoes, hoop skirt, sombrero, and tray full of cubed cheese; a diabolical look is on his face] Just a feeling!

Bender: Oh, Fuck No.

Jimmy: No

King Julian: Yes.

Skipper: It's Your Funeral Ring Tail

[King Julian begins making chimp noises]

All 3 of them : Julian/Ringtail, please don't!

[King Julian continues hooting, stomping, and waving flashlight around]

Skipper: "sighs" Let's just put this Scenting candles here it's the only way to calm a mad  duck.

King Julian: [laughing] You guys are so gullible. See? I did everything that attracts a mad duck, and nothing happened. If they really exist, why didn't one show up?

Bender: Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion.

King Julian: Oh, pfft. Sorry, how silly of me! You mean like this? [He tilts his sombrero to the right, laughing, but something off-screen takes the hat and turns it upside-down instead]

Bender: No. Like that.

[camera zooms out to show that a mad duck that inverted Julian's sombrero; it begins to maul [off-camera] the screaming Julian

Meanwhile to another room where Discord is watching

Discord: It's show time everyone, Tonight's humor Skit: Julian get mauled by a pissed creature of the night

Finn: Give me some popcorn "Discord gives him some"

Jorgen: Take your seat everyone this is going to be a fun time

Discord: Oh dear I'm out of popcorn. Rick put some more on

Marceline: Turn up the volume

Discord: Right

Back to the others

Lydia: Julian, are you okay?

King Julian: [looking bruised and battered] No.

Jimmy: Quick! Jump inside  the circle before he comes back!

Bender: Yeah. They often attack 4 times conescutively.

King Julian: Are you crazy? A scented candle circle won't stop that monster. I'm running for my life!

Jimmy: No!!

[the mad duck comes back and resumes mauling Julian}

Skipper: Don't run! Sea bears hate that!

Kign Julian: Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp back inside, then.

Starfire: No!!

[the mad duck comes back and resumes mauling Julian]

Skipper: They hate limping more, and there's one thing they hate even more

King Julian: Well, I guess I'll just have...

[the mad duck comes back and resumes mauling Julian]

Bender: We should have warned you about crawling.

[the mad duck comes back and resumes mauling Julian]

King Julian: What'd I do that time, it's four times, why did I get attacked a fifth time?

Jimmy: I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you.

Starfire: Disguise yourself as another person.

King Julian: Okay.

[the mad duck comes back and resumes mauling Julian]

Bender: That was not a circle, that was a square.

King Julian: [runs and climbs on top of SpongeBob and Patrick, who are still sitting in the circle] Move over! [the mad duck comes up to the circle, sniffs it, points a threatening claw at Julian, and leaves]

Lydia: So that mad duck was he associated with Darkwarrior?

Bender: It looked mechancial, and since Darkwarrior is a mad duck and does use mechancial ducks, then yes he clearly is angry. So we better get ready to spring the trap.