Legends Of Light and Darkness part 3 Transcript

Legends of Light and Darkness part 3

In the bag

Skipper: What's going on what lune stuffs people in a bag

Jack Frost: Well the yetis do

Bender: So you do know those things, Besides what fucking bunny puts someone in a bag

AVGN: Apparently this ass

Isabella: Let's just see what he wants

North: Hey there he is Jack Frost

Axel: Wow

Skipper: You gave got to be kidding me hey hey, put us down

North: I hope the yetis treated you well

Bender: Oh Yeah, I love being shoved in a bag and being tossed through a magic portal

North: Oh good that was my idea

Bender: No shit

North: You know Bunny obivously

AVGN: Obiviously

North: And tooth fairy

Tooth: Hello guys, I heard a lot about you  and your tetth

Jack: My What

Tooth: Open up, Are they really as white as they say? Yes they really do sparkle like freshly fallen snow

Axel: Oh god

Tooth: Girls, pull yourselves together. Let's not disgrace the uniform

North: And Sandman

Heloise: He's asleep

North: Sandy

Phineas: Wake up Sandy

North: Sandy, Wake Up

Axl:  Hey, ho anyone want to tell us why we're here

Sandman tries to explain through mute

Bender: Not helping Sandman

Alie: Yeah we don't play charades

Jack Frost: That's not really helping, but thanks litle man

Bender: We must have done something  really bad to get you four together

Skipper: Are we on the Naughty List?

North: On naughtly, you, robot, nerd and Jack hold the record. But No matter, we overlook now we are wipinig clean the slate

Axel: How come?

Easter Bunny: Good Question

North: How come, I tell you how come Because now you are Guardian start the music

Bender: "shoots gun in air." No fucking music

Heloise: Yes, this is no time for music numbers

Skipper: What makes you think we want to be guardians

"North laughs."

Phineas: What's so funny about that?

North: Of course you do, Music

AVGN: The Robot said no music

Bender: This is all very flattering, but you don't want me, Skipper, Heloise, Axel, Phineas, Isabella, Axl, Alie or Jack

Axl: You're all hardwork or deadlines

Phineas: And we're all fun times. We're not guardians

Easter Bunny: Yeah that's exactly what I said

Tooth: Bender, everyone else. I don't think you guys understand what we do.

North: Okay no more wishy washy, That dark master is out there doing who knows what

Jack: You mean the boogeyman

North: yes when he threatens us, he threatens the universe at large

Axel: All the more reason to pick someone more qualfied

North: Pick, you think we pick. No you were all chosen by Zordon

Bender: What?

Tooth: Last Night, Zordon choose you all as the champions of the unvierse against him. It was forseen

Easter: Maybe

Skipper: Zordon, he talked to you

North: You see, you cannot say no it's your destiny

Phineas: WHy wouldn't he tell us himself

Easter: Because he was busy

Bender: Well then I want to speak to him

North: Very well, follow Tooth

Skipper: I'm coming too, Heloise, Phineas, Isabella

Axel: We'll call up any Alpha Members we find.

AVGN: You guys have a phone

Easter: A communication we do have

North: I'll talk with General

Act 2 of part 3

Meanwhile Hiccup: Time for another day of teaching the art of dragons to Berk

Astrid: Uh yeah that’s gonna have to wait, Zuko apparently is here with something urgent

Zuko: Sorry to intertrude on your job, but this is important, The Nerd is the online

AVGN: Hiccup, you there

Hiccup: Yes I am Nerd

Jack: It seems once again, we have another problem in the multiuniverse

Zuko: What is it?

Astrid: And Who is it?

Alie: We don’t know yet, but we do seek your help

Balthazar: We’ll be glad to help you, but unlike before we don’t know cause you don’t know

Axl: Give us a little while and we’ll figure it out

Obi Wan: Or we’ll find out

Jack Sparrow: You know I have a penchant for finding things out

Easter: Well maybe you ought to keep your nose out if it pirate

North: For that we have someone coming to see you right now

???: Zuko

Zuko: Uncle Iroh

Hellboy: He sounds like Mr.Micshate if he smoked a million mabros

Katara: Really?, you didn’t just say that considering the guy who did Iroh is long dead

Iroh: I have the answers considered who are you dealing with

Aleu: Who, if not what are we dealing with?

Iroh: A Big Purple Dragon named Malefor

Spyro: He’s at it again?, to think he would have learned that he can’t win

Iroh: No Spyro, his goal is different this time. Multiuniversal Conquest and the destruction of Equestria

Hiccup: What’s so important about Equestria?, It’s a universe why would he devote time to destroying that place in general

Zuko: He’s proabaly fucked up in the head and plays darts considering what to target

Iroh: That would make sense, but he must be stopped

Aang: But clearly he’s not alone

Hellboy: No Crap, Kid. He obivously recruited people to help him probably people we know

Iroh: Oh my yes, he has

Astrid: Yeah whatever, since this is obivously is going to be a fetch quest who do we need to find first

Iroh: To Find first?, A Sorcereress you must find, one that peforms supernatural power on a daily basis that is who you must find first

Katara: That didn’t make sense

Balthazar: “thinks.” Actually it did to me, he clearly wants us to head to the Disney Universe

Iroh: Exactly

Spyro: But where?

Hiccup: I know where, follow me

Astrid: Move it along boys, Hiccup asked the order and he’s in charge

Act 3 of part 3

Phineas: Tooth, who is this Zordon?

Tooth: He’s the man or whatever that keeps an eye on the universe. Like those machines that are more than meets the eye or Princess Celestia

Bender: Funny I work for Celestia and I do know what you’re talking about, the autobots

Skipper: We have worked with them before, at least me, Axel and Bender have.

Tooth: Zordon, I have brought who you asked for

Zordon: Thank you Tooth, I see they arrived safety

Bender: No shit we did, thank to North and his insanity

Heloise: Three Questions Zordon, Why Us?, Who are we dealing with? And is it only us 10 because I find it plain ridculous if it is?

Zordon: First of all Heloise, the reason I picked you, Bender, Skipper, Phineas, Isabella, Axel, AVGN, Alie, Axl and Jack was because you all have a rather high and effective rate at getting the multiuniverse out of peril. You, Bender and Skipper mostly

Skipper: True as that is why us, when there are Angels of Disney, Children of the Autobots, The Anime Empire, The Hailfire Empire etc

Bender: Yeah it does seem odd, you go for us even though you made good reason

Zordon: Celestia has a lot of trust in you three and faith as well. With the others, being incredibly physical powerful beings would them make much more of a target to the dark master as is Celestia

Phineas: The Dark Master?, Now who is the Dark Master?

Isabella: Proably some kind of dragon with an unlimited lust for power or something

Zordon: You’re not far off Isabella, the Dark Master is a dragon by the name of Malefor

Bender: Spyro told us about him, so he’s returned?

Skipper: And a reason you foresaw it to us to do this is because this dragon wouldn’t see something as puny as us as a threat

Zordon: Exactly, He intends to take over the multiuniverse and destroy Equestria. By doing this he has recruited many to serve him and has killed much who have stood in his way

Phineas: That’s horrible,

Isabella: Your sister and Meap as well as that scientist’s daughter were among them

Heloise: SO a villain kills, that’s not new. “looks at Isabella, Phineas, Skipper and Bender” What makes Malefor and his team so “special”

Zordon: The Dragons are afraid of him because of all this

Bender: A Villain is a villain, There’s no reason to fear someone because he’s a villain or what he does, its villainly. It’s always the nice ones you got to fear Tooth: And about that 3rd question

Zordon: Thirdly, You 10 are the ones who jumped to the call first. There are others out there to help a team lead by a child/teen hero who tames dragon.—

Bender: It’s Hiccup isn’t it. He’s part of our team

Zordon: Good I don’t need to introduce him. Hiccup in your team will be in charge

Phineas: Thanks for that

Heloise: So when we can get started?

Tooth: Right now if you like

Skipper: Okay let’s get started

Zordon: Excellent but first “hands the five a book.”

Isabella: This is a book on the League

Zordon: Yes

North: Are they ready

Zordon: I have given them the four one one

North: Good, to start your quest you must return to your real world and find a multiuniverse portal in Rhode Island, America, it will lead you to Channel Awesome where you will find a informant to provide information on this dragon

AVGN: Okay then but we’re taking the sled

Easter: Oh no mate, you’re not taking his sled because I heard what that robot and penguin did last Christmas

Skipper: That was embrassing

North: But you can still ride the sled cause I’m going to drop you off there

Phineas: Awesome, we get to ride Santa’s sled

Axl: So where are the seatbelts

Sandman makes notion which confuse Axl

Axel: Kid, there are NO seatbelts in his sled

Axl: This is going to suck