LOTM: Burning Sun S5 P6/Transcript

(Daniel and his team are seen standing in a large white void)

Daniel:.......

Adam: Ummm....

Amanda: So....white.

Adriana: How are we gonna find the Spirit Realm in this situation?

Daniel: Can't be too hard.

Oliver: Yeah, I mean it's just an empty void.

Adam: Wait, hold on.

Daniel: Hm?

Adam: I think I see something.

(Adam points down the void. Miles away, an ancient-looking door is seen on the other side)

Daniel: Oh you gotta be kidding me.

Adam: It's REALLY far!

Oliver: Shit...

Amanda: We gotta walk to that??

Daniel: Guess so.

Adam:.....

Oliver: well, I'm not walking. I'll wait for you at the door!

Adam: Oliver wait!

(Oliver runs off at high speed toward the door)

Adam: *Growls*

Daniel: *Sighs* Let's get moving.

(The others start running toward the door. The scene then cuts to the heroes sitting around in Lestros's living room)

Alex:.....

Erin:......

(Lestros enters)

Lestros: I do apologize for the mess guys. Being in a realm with random things happening twenty four seven is a real hassle!

Alex: We can see that.

Lestros: Oh now don't be so upset heroes! Just because I didn't let you go help the others doesn't mean we're not friends!

Erin: But what if they get lost?

Lestros: They won't! That void is nothing but endless white!

Alex:.....

Lestros: Now come on, put a smile on your gloomy faces already! You're with Lestros, and when you're with Lestros, every day is chaos!

Erin: Right.

Charlie: Can we be Targhuls again?

Lestros: Certainly dear friends!

Charlie: Great!

Lestros: When the realm decides you can be.

Charlie: Oh come on!

Zulu: *Sighs*

Lestros: Now then, who wants that pizza?

(Lestros snaps his fingers and a large tray appears. He removes the covers and shows what looks like a completely normal pizza)

Miles:... I don't.... Trust this.

Raynell: It looks normal.

Erin: Oh pepperoni!

Lestros: Hehe, enjoy.

(Erin takes a slice of pizza and takes a bite off before....)

???: GAAAAAAH!!!!!

Erin: Huh??

(Erin looks to find the pizza now has two eyes as it looks around in fear)

???: Oh my god!! Oh my god, I'M BEING EATEN!!!

Alex: The hell??

???: My legs! MY LEGS ARE GONE!!!

Erin: AAAAAAH!!!

???: AAAAAAHHHH!!!

Lestros: *Snickers*

???: What have you done!? YOU ATE MY LEGS!!!

Erin: I-I-I-I-I-I-

???: WHY DID YOU EAT ME LEGS!!?!?

Erin: I-I-I- LESTROS!!! FIX HIS LEGS!!!

Lestros: Sorry, can't fix what didn't exist in the first place!

???: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!

(Erin puts the pizza down in fear)

Erin:.....

Lestros: *Laughing* Living pizza everyone!

Scott: LESTROS YOU SICK BASTARD!!!

Lestros: Aww take a joke guys!

Kyle: Joke? *Points to the pizza* THAT IS NOT A JOKE!!!

???: MY LEEEEEGS!!!! MY LEEEEEGS!!!!!

Erin:..... *Covers her mouth as she's about to throw up*

Lestros: *Sigh*

(Lestros snaps his fingers and the pizza returns to normal)

Lestros: There, is that better?

???: *Gasp* My legs! They're back! THANK YOU GOD!! COME ON GUYS!! LET'S MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!!

(Suddenly all the pizza gets up and runs off with the leader)

Erin:......

Alex:.....

Lestros: Jeez guys, what was that? I thought you all liked my jokes.

Erin: Lestros, that wasn't funny.

Lestros: It was funny to me.

Erin: You made me think I ate a living creature. It ALMOST ruined Pizza for me, and I like Pizza