LOTM: Defensive Antics S1 P7/Transcript

(Erin is seen sitting alone tied to the pole still hallucinating)

Erin: Aww come on, I just saw you earlier.

(Erin looks sad)

Erin: Where's that unicorn?

(Erin continues looking as Grey, Rose and Jack are seen looking at her)

Jack: There she is.

Rose: Alright Grey, you go get her and we'll keep watch.

Grey: *Sighs* okay... Here I go.

(Grey slowly sneaks around camp, carefully trying to avoid orcs as he nears Erin)

Grey: Please don't see me... Please don't see me....

(Grey manages to make it to Erin)

Grey: Whew....

Erin: *Gasp* Jelly man!

Grey: !!

(Grey then covers Erin's mouth and frantically looks around, finding no one around)

Grey: *Sigh* That was close...

Erin: *Muffled giggling*

Grey: *WhisperS* Erin! Shh! We're trying to escape!

Erin: Huh?

Grey: *Starts to untie Erin* Just follow me.

(Erin is released from the pole and looks around)

Erin: Yay! I can walk now!

Grey: *Covers Erin's mouth* SHUSH!

Erin: *Muffled giggling*

Grey: *Groans and then picks up Erin*

Erin: Aww soft jelly....

Grey: *Groans* Please stop....

Erin: Aw come on Jelly man, don't be sad.

Grey: I'm not made of jelly.

(Erin giggles a little more as he meets with Jack and Rose)

Jack: Erin. Are you all right?

Erin: *Giggles*

Grey: She's still high.

Jack: Oh my god seriously?!

Rose: When does this stuff wear off?!

Jack: I don't know... Come on, let's just go back to where Pug said to wait and-

???: CARAVAN APPROCHES!!

Rose: ??? Did you guys hear that?

Jack: Yeah an orc said a caravan is approaching.

Grey: Shit, hide!

Erin: Wheee!

(The group hides as Orcs start gathering at the front entrance. They see Torkat himself stepping out to greet who's out front.

Rose: *Whispers* what do you think they are doing?

Jack:... *Whispers* I think I know who's here. Its the slavers he mentioned.

Grey: Crap.....

Erin: *Giggles* Butterfly....

Jack: Come on. We have to find Pug and the antidote quick, cause Torkat is gonna know Erin's escaped very soon.

(The 4 sneak off while the Orcs are distracted)

Erin: *Whisper* Psst. Jelly man.

Grey:.....

Erin: *Whisper* Jelly man!

Grey: *Whisper* Erin, be quiet.

Erin: *Poking Grey* Jeeeeellyyyyy maaaaaaan…

Grey: *Whispers* What???

Erin: *Whispers* Do you eat yourself?

Grey: *Whisper* Do I- Wha- What?!

Erin: *Whisper* You're jelly. And you eat jelly.

Grey: E-Erin... Please. Just be quiet.

(Torkat is seen stepping out of his camp meeting a caravan. Behind the caravan are some humans in torn clothes, clearly slaves. The leader steps out to greet Torkat)

???: Torkat.

Torkat: Bout time you arrived.

???: Jeez what's eating you?

Torkat: The human we're selling you is just a head ache due to the happy flowers.

???: Doesn't that wear off?

Torkat: A pair of stupid tarks forget how to make it right so now it won't wear for at least another hour.

???: *Sigh*

Torkat: So, you got my payment right?

???: You know the rules. I need to see the merchandise before I show the money.

Torkat: Fine fine. Let's step inside.

(The two go into the camp and go toward to where Erin was tied up)

Torkat: She's right over-

(Torkat's eyes go wide as he sees Erin missing)

Torkat: WHAT?!?!

???: Problem Torkat?

Torkat: WHO WAS GUARDING THE SLAVE?!?!

Orcs:.....

Torkat: FIND HER YOU DUNG HEAP PUGS!!! OR I'LL GUT EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU!!!

(The Orcs run off to find Erin)

Jack: *Whisper* Shit.

Rose: *Whisper* We should hurry up.

Grey: *Whisper* Right.

(The four continue moving)

Erin: *Giggling* Jelly....

Grey: *Whisper* Erin seriously, stop.

Erin: *Whisper singing* Jelly jelly jelly oh I love jelly.

Grey: *Whispers* Erin! Shut up!