LOTM: Heroes United S2 P16/Transcript

(Yang and the members of Team Ace are seen trapped inside of a cell in Birkin's Laboratory)

Yang:.....

Jin:.....

Evan: Well, this sucks.

Henry: No shit.

Devon: I'm hungry. Wonder if they're gonna let us starve.

Evan: Oh I doubt they'd let that happen.

Devon: How?

Evan: This is Birkin's Lab. For all I know, we're probably gonna be turned into science projects in a bit. They'll need us alive to do that.

Jin: Well I'm not gonna let that happen.

Henry: Yeah me neither!

Evan: Well what do you propose we do? We're locked in with no way out.

Jin: There's gotta be a way.

Evan: Well when you find it, tell me.

(The room then falls quiet before two soldiers approach the cell with Doctor Birkin)

Soldier #1: Right here sir.

Birkin: Thank you boys.

(The group looks as the soldiers both place food into the cell through a small compartment in the wall as Birkin begins speaking)

Birkin: Hello there children Comfortable?

(Yang flips Birkin the bird)

Birkin: Charming.

Soldier #2: Hey, show the doctor some respect.

Yang: Over my dead body.

Soldier #1: Oh that can be arranged kid!

Birkin: Hey hey, calm down men.

Soldiers:.....

Birkin: Here, leave us be for a bit would you?

Soldier #1: Fine.

(The soldiers all leave)

Birkin: Well then. Now that we're alone we can talk.

Evan:.....

Jin: What do you want?

Birkin: Well to start, you kids definitely showed a lot of potential with that little bike chase you had with Storm's men.

Yang: What you want to recruit us to your little terrorist group or something?

Birkin: No, but I do have something in mind.

Evan: What?

Birkin: Well as you may know, I've been experimenting with a new virus of mine. The G-Virus. The resurrected remains of The Targhul Plague reformed into something new, something better.

Jin: And what does that have to do with us?

Birkin: Well you see, Storm and Wesker wish for me to collect combat data on some of the new specimens. I was wondering if you kids would want to vent your anger out on some Targhul.

Yang: I'd rather take my anger out on your face.

Birkin: My what a violent lady you are.

Yang: Oh I'll show you violent!

Birkin: I'm sure you will.

Yang: *Growls*

Evan: Yang wait.

Yang: Huh?

(Evan then goes up as they both start whispering)

Evan: *Whispers* Maybe we should go with him to test these Targhul.

Yang: *Whispers* What??

Evan: *Whispers* Think about it. If we do this, we could figure out a plan of escape.

Yang: *Whisper* Huh??

Evan: *Whisper* Think about it: We can look around and see a way out.

Yang: *Whispers* Oh! That's actually a good idea Evan!

Evan: *Whispers* Thought it would be.

Birkin: If you two are done flirting down there, I'd like you all to eat now. You've got a lot ahead.

Yang: H-Hey we were not-

Birkin: Just eat.

(Birkin then leaves the group alone)

Evan: *Blushes* Wait, we weren't-

Jin: *sigh* You suck at the love game Evan.

Evan: S-Shut up it's not like that!

Henry: It so is.

Evan: No its not!!

Jin: Prove it.

Evan: Oh you're asking for it now!

(Evan jumps onto Jin as the two start to fight around)

Jin: Ah dude I was joking!

Evan: Take it back!

Jin: Not until you admit that you like her!

Evan: I don't like her!

Jin: Yes you do!

Yang: *Tries to break it up* BOYS BOYS STOP!!

(Yang pulls Evan from Jin who stands up)

Jin: Awww how sweet!

Evan: Shut up!

Jin: Well sorry that you need a girl to fight your battles Evan!