Thread:Bridal Shotacon/@comment-5616350-20130921090411/@comment-31060397-20131007005653

How about these lines:

(Izaya Orihara: Are you in charge here?

Izaya Orihara: Charmed. You see, there's been a grievous error.

Izaya Orihara: This is an outrage! I am Izaya, the scourge of Anime! Once the most powerful vilain in the world! [flails his arms around a bit]

Izaya Orihara: What is this? Trying to overthrow someone else's kingdom, hmmm?

Izaya Orihara: I myself endeavored to seize the throne of Multi Universe. I was even an all-powerful immortal genie! [Izaya walks to the window of the place] ...Briefly.

Izaya Orihara: An impudent young street rat named Aladdin interfered and unraveled all my carefully laid plans of deceit and conquest!

Izaya Orihara: This foe actually lifted the sun?

Izaya Orihara: Well, after Aladdin and his trickery, a muscle bound ox like Hercules will be child's play. [He sits back and puts his hand behind his head.]

Izaya Orihara [also standing up]: In a heartbeat. Which I don't have in so far as I am dead... [He walks closer to the water.] Of course, you could remedy that. [He turns to face ???, who puts a finger up to his chin, thinking quickly.]

Jafar: Yes...yes, I am Free! And ready to exact my revenge upon Inferno Clan and Miracle Elite! [He starts firing red magic out of the staff, getting a little carried away.] Yea ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

[Izaya starts shooting magic again, all over the place, laughing manically. Suddenly, a hand reaches out and grabs the staff from him.]

Izaya Orihara: Oh, yes, of course... forgive my... eagerness.)

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