Act III: Episode 13: Class is Back in Session/Transcript

Heroes
Lavernius Tucker

Michael J. Caboose

Dexter Grif

Shining Armor Princess Celestia
 * Celestia's Royal Guard

Twilight Sparkle

Lopez the Heavy

Andy (Red vs. Blue)

Villains
Doc/O'Malley

Copy of Lopez the Heavy (head only)

Sheldon J Plankton

Transcript
"Class is Back in Session"

Private First Class Lavernius Tucker

Crystal Empire

Canterlot Royal Guard

''December 11, 2013. Seven hours before York and Wash's mission.''

(The Crystal Empire, 7 hours before Master Chief's awakening.)

Tucker: So, doing anything good today, Grif?

Grif: If you'd consider going to Dr. Zoidberg's office for a Physical today good, then yeah. You?

Tucker: Fuck yeah! I'm gonna go teach some guys about how to be good with ladies!

Grif: Well THAT'S gonna be something.

Tucker: It's gonna be more than something, it's gonna be the best class those men are gonna have. I'm even gonna open the class with my signature catchphrase! Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow!

Lopez: Sí no demasiado lleno de ti mismo. (Yeah, don't get too full of yourself.)

Grif: Well, good luck with your first day... I guess.

Tucker: Luck?! I'm like Rainbow Dash, I don't need luck!

(Shining Armor, Andy, and Princess Celestia arrive.)

Princess Celestia: PRIVATE TUCKER!!!

Tucker: Yeah?

Princess Celestia: Why aren't you at your class teaching?!

Tucker: Uh, my class doesn't start until 7pm. It's Noon right now.

Shining Armor: It started at 11:50!

Tucker: No dude! My class on how to get girls doesn't start that early.

Shining Armor: Okay, A: That's just wrong! And B: You didn't sign up for that! You signed up to teach A.I. Awareness!

Tucker: What?! No I didn't! Besides, I have no knowledge with A.I!

Princess Celestia: Aren't Church, Texas, and O'Malley A.I?

Tucker: Uh, yeah!

Princess Celestia: Then you're fit to teach this class. I need to head to Infinity. Good luck, Tucker. (Looks at Grif) Afternoon, Private Grif, I assume you're on your way to your Physical with Dr. Zoidberg?

Grif: God no.

Princess Celestia: I'll take that as a yes?

(Celestia departs)

Tucker: She may be pushy, but I'd still like to get with her.

Andy: Why don't you tell Discord that? He definately won't like you then!

Tucker: Fuck that, dude! I think I felt an emotional connection last time she zapped me!

Andy: I said tell that to the raging lord of chaos, bitch! He and Sheogorath are gonna be all over your ass!

Grif: Why are you with Shining Armor?

Andy: This pansy wants me to stay with him for 16 fucking hours. He thinks his postion as Co-Ruler of the Crystal Empire makes him a somebody, and Cadence got fucking pissed at me!

Tucker: Well maybe because she..

Shining Armor: TUCKER!!!!

Tucker: Fuck! Okay, I'm going!

(Tucker leaves)

Shining Armor: Uh, Grif? Everything okay?

Grif: I have to get a fucking Physical from a stupid alien Doctor.

(Twilight's spirit arrives)

Twilight: Oh good, I found you guys!

Shining Armor: Twilight?! What happened to you?!

Twilight: Don't worry! I'm fine! I just need to borrow Lopez for a bit!

Lopez: ¿Qué?! ¿Por qué yo?! (What?! Why me?!)

Twilight: Don't worry, Lopez. Just for a bit!

(Twilight possess Lopez)

Lopez: Keegakergerk!

(Meanwhile on Infinity)

Princess Celestia: How's our time table?

Four Seven Niner: Still looking good, ma'am.

(MORE TRANSCRIPT SOON....)