LOTM: Babysitting Misadventure P12/Transcript

(At the beach, Erin and Cloe are seen swimming around)

Cloe: Hmmm....

Erin: What's up?

Cloe: Slimer's been under for awhile.

Erin: Huh. Yeah. You're right.

Cloe: Everything all right?

Erin: Yeah I'm sure she's fine.

Cloe: Okay...

Erin: Yeah. Come on let's enjoy ourselves.

Cloe: All right then... Hmm?

Erin: What?

Cloe: I felt something.

Erin: Felt something?

Cloe: Yeah, something just swam by my leg.

Erin: Probably a fish.

Cloe: No this felt... Soft.

Erin: Soft? ! I just felt something to!

Cloe: Yeah I'm pretty sure that wasn't a fish.

Erin: Yeah this feels like-

(Suddenly Cloe and Erin get pulled closer together and they're arms get pulled down to they'r sides)

Erin: AHH!

Cloe: w-What's going on!? It feels like something is wrapping it self around us!

Erin: I-.......Slimy....

Cloe: Huh??

(Slimer's head pops out of the water)

Slimer: Hi!

Cloe: S-Slimer??? A-ARe you doing this?!

Slimer: Yep!

Erin: Dammit Slimy, you promised!

Cloe: P-Promised??

SLimer: I'm so sorry bestie... I tried, I really did, but I can't hold it in any longer!

Cloe: Erin what's going on???

Erin: Remember when she said she likes pretty girls?

Cloe: Y-Yeah?

Erin: You're one of them to her.

Cloe: HW-What??! What does that mean?!

Slimer: You'l see!

(Slimer carries the two back to the beach)

Cloe: Slimer! Let us go right now!

Slimer: No can do!

Erin: Can you at least let ME go?! You want her more than me!

Slimer: Can't do that either Erin! I can't let you try and help her escape!

Erin: *Groans* Damn it. If only I could move my arms.

Cloe: Slimer! You let us go right now! Or I'll hurt you!

Erin: Slimy trust me, don't do this!

Slimer I can't help it Erin! I NEED this!

CLoe: That's it! You ask for it!

Erin: Aunt Cloe no!!

(Cloe tries to focus her powers. Erin braces herself. But nothing comes)

Cloe:... Wh-What?! What's going on??

Erin: *Unbraces* Huh?

Slimer: *Giggle*

Cloe: I can't use my powers!

Erin: Crap I forgot! She disables the powers of whoever she grabs!

Cloe: W-WHAT?!

SLimer: That's right! You both can't escape me now!

Cloe: Y-You gotta be kidding me!

Slimer: Nope! Now... For what I want...

(Cloe looks in fear as Slimer gives her a creepy smile)

Slimer: Now then....

(Cloe closes her eyes and prepares for the worse)

Cloe:....... H-Huh?

(Cloe feels a weird sensation on her stomach)

Cloe:.......*Looks down*

(Slimer's hand is seen rubbing Cloe's stomach)

Cloe: ... W-What?? *Looks at SLimer*

Slimer: Yes! Yes! Finally!

Erin: There she goes....

Slimer: *Smile*

Cloe:.... I-I-I I'm confused. What's going on?

Erin: Slimer likes to give pretty girls belly rubs.

Cloe:.... Wwwwwhy?

Erin: Cause of some stuff that happened with me...

Slimer: Yep!

Cloe:.....Uhhhhh....

Erin: J-Just don't question it....

Cloe:...... I... I don't know what I should be feeling right now...

Slimer: Happy of course!

Cloe: I uhhhh.....

Erin: Can I be let go?

Slimer: No!

ERin: *Groans*

Cloe: This is so stupid....

Slimer: Aww come on it's fun! Be happy about it!

Cloe:.....

Erin: W-Welcome to my world.

(Slimer continues rubbing Cloe's stomach before it cuts to the Defenders walking through the cave)

Jane: Any second now.

Ancelmus: This explains why we could never find these cultists.

Alex: I swear if they hurt Diana..

Jane: I don't think they did. But still, gotta get her out of they're hands.

Miles: Hey, I'm seeing something up ahead.

Kyle: You do?

Miles: Night Vision never fails.

Blake B: I see it too.

Alex: What?

Miles: A big door.

Rose: That must be where she is.

Grey: Let's get in there.

(Meanwhile inside, Father Teragan and his cultist look ashamed)

Teragan: My lady.... I'm sorry... We have failed you....

Diana: Awwww.....

(Diana puts her head down)

Teragan: Our Goddess is sad... S-She hates us!

Cultist #1: WE'RE TRASH!!

Cutist #2: WE DON't DESERVE THE NEXT LIFE!!

Diana: *Puts head up* Huh?

Teragan: WE FAILED!!!

Diana: Whoa wait calm down! It's okay!

Teragan: But....But aren't you-

Diana: I'm not sad. I just thought I left it here was all.

Teragan: Oh.

Cultist #4: Well, at least we-

(The door in then kicked open as the heroes enter)

Jane: Sup!

(All the cultist turn to the Defenders. Diana looks in surprise)

Diana: A-Auntie Jane?!

Jane: *Waves* Hey kiddo!

Ancelmus: Father Teragan...

Teragan: P-Paladin! What're you doing here?!

Alex: We came to get Diana back.

Ancelmus: Here to finally put an end to this nonsense and get that kid back.

Alex: Yeah!

Teragan: N-Nonsense!? Kid!? You call the past our group forsaw, "nonsense"!?

(Teragan points to the painting of the undead raising)

Teragan: We WARNED you the wizard would raise the dead!! You refused to listen!!

(Teragan then points to the painting of the famine)

Teragan: We predicted the great famine as well!

Alex; Uhh, so?

Jack: You kidnapped a fucking child!

Miles: Jack language!

Ian: She's right there!

Teragan: YOU INSULTS US YOU FOOLS!!! AND YOU INSULT THE GODDESS!!!

Raynell: .... Huh?

(Teragan points to the picture of the great destruction)

Teragan: In just a few years, a GREAT force will come to our world! And it WILL destroy our world, and ALL who dwell in it!

(Teragan points to the last picture)

Teragan: But a Goddess, who's merciful and love for her followers, will protect us! She will then lead the survivors to a new age of peace, love, and order!

Jessica: Whoa... That... That looks like Diana.

Kyle: Yeah....

Diana: Uhhhhh, can I go home now?

Jane: Yeah. Come on sweetie. Time to stop playing with the cultist and come home.

(Diana smiles and is about to get off the throne)

Teragan: BROTHERS AND SISTERS!! THESE HEATHENS SEEK TO TAKE OUR GODDESS AWAY!!!

(The Cultist block the path to Diana)

Jane:....Seriously?

Ancelmus: You damned-

Alex: Ah ah, Ancelmus, let us handle it.

Ancelmus: Uhh, okay.

Teragan: YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR GODDESS FROM US!!

Jack: THis will be easy.

(Diana looks with worry at the fight about to start)

Diana: *Thinking* W-What do I do!? what do I do!? .... *Out loud* That's it!

(Diana stands up on the throne)

Diana: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!!

(Everyone looks at Diana)

Jane: Sweetie?

Diana: E-Everyone! I uh.... I got a uh... Uh... v-v-vision! Yes! I have! A vision!

Cultist: #5: A vision! A vision from the Goddess!

Alex: Uh what's she doing?

Diana: The... Great uh... D-Destruction! I have seen some.... S-Some gaps! Gaps in the destruction you for told!

Teragan: Huh?

Cultist #7: What?

Diana: Y-Yes! I have forseen it! And... What I saw! Has told me! That the Great Destruction.... Might not come to pass!

Cultist: *Gasps*

Cultist #6: I-It won't come?!

Cultist #8: Are we safe?!

Diana: Y-YEs! you are safe!

(The cult looks in surprise by this)

Diana: B-But!

(The Cult looks back)

Diana: In the event! That I am wrong, and the destruction DOES come! You will still be safe! For I have foreseen! A group of heroes! They will stop the destruction! And protect you ALL!

Teragan: Really?

Diana: Yes!

Cultists:.......

Defenders:......

Diana:......

Teragan:.... PRAISE OUR GODDESS!!! SHE HAS SEEN OUR SALVATION BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! OUR PEOPLE WILL SURVIVE!!!

(The cult breaks out cheering)

Diana: Phew....

Alex: Uhhhhh.....

Jane: *Whisper* Quick, while they're distracted. Let's get her.

Jack: *Whisper* Right.

Diana: And now!

Jane: Crap.

Diana: I thank you all! For the time I spent here! And your gifts are wonderful! But I must refuse them!

Cultist: Huh?

Diana: All I want from you! My loyal followers! Is to live your life! Be happy! And be good!

(Diana hops off the throne)

Diana: Now! I must return to the realm of the Gods! But fear not! I will ALWAYS watch over you all!