The Return of Pandora pt. 5

(Inside Gatomon's tent, Strong Bad picks up Orange and uses him for an alarm clock.)

Strong Bad: All right, rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty! C'mon, hup, hup, hup!

(Gatomon pulls the blanket over her, and Strong Bad pulls it off.)

Strong Bad: Get your clothes on, get ready! Got breakfast ready. Look, you get porridge! And it's happy to see you!

(Marchmallow is resting happily in the bowl of porridge, Mushu uses chopsticks to fish him out.)

Strong Bad: Hey, get out of there! You're gonna make people sick!

Gatomon: Am I late?

Strong Bad: (stuffs porridge in her mouth) No time to talk. Now, remember, it's your first day of training, so listen to your teacher and no fighting, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, the other kids want to fight, then you gotta kick the other kid's butt.

Gatomon: But I don't want to kick the other kids' butts.

Strong Bad: Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face.

(Gatomon looks at Strong Bad, her mouth full of porridge.)

Strong Bad: Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. C'mon, scare me, girl!

Gatomon: Rrrrraaaaarrrgggghhhhh!

Gatomon: That's my tough looking warrior! That's what I'm talking about! Now, get out there and make me proud!

(Marshmallow wispered in Strong Bad's left ear.)

Strong Bad: What do you mean, the troops just left?

Gatomon: They WHAT? [She rushes out of the tent]

Strong Bad: Wait, you forgot your sword! [sniffs] My little baby, off to destroy people ...

Dinobot: Order! People, order!

Gex the Gecko: I'd like a pan-fried noodle!

Kovu: Sweet and pungent shrimp.

Dinobot: That's not funny. Terra: People! You will assemble swiftly and silently, every morning. Anyone who does otherwise, will answer to me.

(Zick takes off his shirt, and Terra stares in awe.)

Kovu: Ooh, tough guy.

Max: Yow.

[Zick pulls out a bow and arrow and aims it at Yow, then at the top of a high pole in the middle of the camp.]

Ezekiel Zick: Thank you for volunteering. Retrieve the arrow.

Xigbar: I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt on.

[He walks over to the pole and prepares to climb up it.]

Terra: One moment, you seem to be missing something. [He pulls two giant medals out of a box.] This represents disipline. And this represents strength. You need both to reach the arrow.

[He ties them around Xigbar's wrists, and all the soldiers after him, and none of them can make it to the arrow.]

Terra: We've got a long way to go.

(Beginning of "I'll Make a Man Out of You.")

Ezekiel Zick (singing): Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons You're the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet Before we're through Mister, I'll make a man Out of you.

(At The Forest)

Ezekiel Zick (singing): Tranquil as a forest

But on fire within

Once you find your center

You are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot

And you can bet before we're through

Mister, I'll make a man out of you.

(At the Gym)

Chien Po: I'm never gonna catch my breath Yao: Say good-bye to those who knew me Ling: Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym Mushu: This guy's got 'em scared to death Mulan: I hope he doesn't see right through me Chien Po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

(Be a man)

We must be swift as a coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing t'ward us

Till the Huns arrive

Heed my every order

And you might survive

You're unsuited for the rage of war

So pack up, go home, you're through

How could I make a man out of you

(Be a man)

We must be swift as a coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

(Be a man)

We must be swift as a coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

(Overlord cuts the top off a tree. The hawk flies overhead and drops a small doll. Overlord jumps down from the tree and throws the doll to one of Pandora's child.)

Overlord: What do you see?

King Sombra: Black pine ... from the high mountains!

Mysterio: White horse hair ... Imperial stallions.

Hanzō Urushihara: Sulphur ... from cannons.

Overlord: This doll came from a village in the Tung Show Pass, where the Children of Autobots is waiting to punish us.

Dune: We can avoid them easily.

Overlord: No. The quickest way to the emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her.