LOTM: Defensive Antics S1 P6/Transcript

(Torkat is seen sitting around his tent)

Torkat: *Growls*....I think I'm gonna go insane...

(Erin is seen rolling around the floor giggling)

Erin: *Giggles* Fluffy floor!

Torkat:.....

Erin: It's like a big fluffy doggy!

Torkat: Oh my god I am seriously just tempted to just hit you in the back of the head and knocking you out so you'll shut up.

Erin: Heeeeey….

Torkat: ???

Erin:.... Where'd Jelly man go?

Torkat: What?

Erin:......

(Erin then looks over at Torkat)

Erin: Doggie!

(Torkat glares)

Torkat: Great....

Erin: Come roll and play in the grass doggie.

Torkat: G-Grass?! There's no grass!

(In Erin's imagination she is indeed rolling around grass)

Erin: *Giggles* It's so fun!

Torkat: No.

Erin: Awww. Doggie needs a hug.

Torkat: What?

(Erin gets up)

Erin: Come and get a hug!

Torkat: Don't touch me.

Erin: Come on doggie. Hug the doggie!

Torkat: G-Get away!

(Erin starts chasing Torkat)

Erin: HUG THE DOGGIE!!

Torkat: GET AWAY!! I'LL KILL YOU I SWEAR!!!

Erin: HUG!!

(Torkat then stops in front of the tent flap)

Torkat: Alright, go enjoy the outside for all I care!

(Torkat pulls the flap open as Erin runs out. He then closes it as she stands outside confused)

Erin: Huh? Doggie?

(Erin then sees bright and happy land full of bright grass, sun shine, and fairies)

Erin: Ooooooh woooow. Its all beautiful. *Starts to skip happily unaware of the looks she's getting*

Orc #1:......

Orc #4: What the...?

Erin: Soooo pretty!