Season 14: Part 3/Transcript

Part 3.

(In a board room on the station, Cloe takes a seat.)

Cloe: So what's Dick showing us?

Daniel: Some new product he's been working on.

(Dick approaches the doors.)

Dick: Fellow executives, it gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the future of law enforcement: (Opens the doors) ED-209.

(Tue technicians and Dr. McNamara enter. ED-209 follows suit, but once he gets closer to the table, people start to back. ED-209 stops just in time.)

Dick: The Enforcement Droid, Series 209 is a self sufficient law enforcement robot. 209 is currently programmed for Urban Pacification, but that is only the beginning!

(Brody enters)

Dick: After a successful tour of duty in the multi-universal settlements, we can expect 209 to become THE hot military product for the next decade. (To McNamara) Dr. McNamara...

McNamara: We'll need an arrest subject.

Dick: Mr. Kinney?

Kinney: Yes sir?

Dick: Could you come over here and give us a hand please?

Kinney: Yes sir!

Dick: (Loading a D. Eagle .50) Mr. Kinney's gonna help us simulate a typical arrest and disarming procedure. (To Kinney) Mr. Kinney, use your gun in a threatening manner. (Hands Kinney the gun)

(Kinney points it at Dick.)

Dick: Point it at ED-209.

Kinney: Yes sir.

(Kinney points the gun at ED-209. The robot activates.)

ED-209: Please put down your weapon! You have 20 seconds to comply!

Dick: I think you better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.

(Kinney drops the gun. ED-209 growls and moves closer to Kinney, clearly starting to malfunction.)

ED-209: You now have 15 seconds to comply!

(Dick and Kinney sense something terribly wrong. McNamara opens the controls.)

ED-209: You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1. 13, Section 9!

(Everyone gets out of their seats and start to run for cover. Cloe and Daniel run to Brody.)

ED-209: You now have 5 seconds to comply! 4! 3! 2! 1! I am now authorized to use physical force!

(ED-209 fires at Kinney, ripping him apart in a gorey fashion. McNamara finally manages to pull the plug. Everyone gets up and rushes to Kinney.)

Man: Somebody wanna call a goddamn paramedic?!!!

Brody: Wha.. What just happened here?

Cloe: I have no idea.

Old Man: Dick, I am very disappointed.

Dick: I'm sure it's only a glitch. A temporary set back.

Old Man: YOU CALL THIS A GLITCH?!!

Cloe: Well, Twilight's not gonna be happy with the Old Man when she gets here.

Brody: You're telling me.

(The Datacom goes off.)

Brody: Go ahead, Salt.

Salter: We found that Jane girl's location. Meet us on the Megaship!

Brody: On it.