The Return of Pandora pt. 7

(Cut to int. of Zick's chamber. Landarick is there with Gatomon and the Cat in the Hat.)

Ezekiel Zick: Landarick, this is an outrage. If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... . From now on, you are to discuss screwing up teamwork with me, before we are victorious.

Landarick: I assure you, sir, it won't happen again.

Cat in the Hat: Gatomon, Landarick, now let's put this whole messy business behind us. Please?

Landarick: My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Gatomon. Eh, I noticed. Permit me.

Gatomon: Is this an interrogation?

Landarick: It's called an introduction.

Gatomon: You're not yelling at me?

Landarick: Not as long as you're in here. I can't.

Gatomon: You're not at all like the other soldiers.

Landarick: Thank you.

Cat in the Hat: That's nice. All settled, then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this war business, (he looks and sees Jasmine walking out) Gatomon?

[inside Maleficent's castle. Maleficent talks to her search patrol]

Pandora: It's incredible, Mockingjay Birds have struck again! They couldn't have vanished into thin air. Are you sure they're gonna stop us?

Odin: I assure you, Mother, The Mockingjay Crusaders have always foiled Selim and Duskmon's plans to protect the Multi-universe and making sure the villains keeps thier hands off The Multi-Universe.

Pandora: But what about the Fellowship, the girls, the women?

King Sombra: Well, we sent King Zinthos, Charlotte Barrows, Dr. Supreme, and Orcus to slay them. But Tulip Thanatos killed lots of cradles. Pandora: Cradle?

King Sombra: That's right, killing cradle.

Pandora: [angry] Cradle? [to Haku] Haku, put him in a detention!

Haku: Yes, Mother.

Pandora: Did you hear that my pet? All these years, He's been hunting a baby [laughing. the villains join laughter. Pandora abruptly stops laughing. angry] Silence! You poor simple fools! Think you can fool me? ME!!! YOUR UNQUESTIONED LEADER!!!!! AWAY WITH YOU!!!! [drives her villains patrol away. alone with Warth] Oh, they're hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil.

Wrath: Mommy... (pulling Pandora's skirt) I'm sorry...

Pandora: My pet, you've done nothing wrong. Together we circle far and wide, Soon the Fellowship and their allie will all soon die. Go, and do not lose yourself.

(At the lake. Laughter)

Grinch: Insubordinate ruffians. You men owe me a new pair of slippers! [More laughter] And I do not squeal like a girl! [He turns to see a straw soldier (Strong Bad and Squid Girl) riding a panda bear.] Eeeeeeek!!!

Strong Bad: [In a deep voice] Urgent new from the general! [He holds out a scroll] What's the matter, you've never seen a black and white before?

Grinch: Who are you?

Strong Bad: Excuse me? I think the question should be, who are you! We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for that! Snatch it right off your head! I'm feeling gracious today, so ... carry on.

[Grinch turns, and the panda climbs up a nearby tree. In the Terra's tent]

Grinch: Captain! Urgent news from the general! We're needed at the front!

Strong Bad: Pack your bags, guys, we're moving out!

Army: For a long time, we've been marching off to battle

Xaldin: In our thundering herd, We feel a lot like cattle

Army: Like the pounding beat,

Our aching feet aren't easy to ignore

Sokka: Hey! Think of instead, A girl worth fighting for

Terra: Huh?

Sokka: That's what I said, A girl worth fighting for

I want her paler than the moon

With eyes that shine like stars

Xigbar: My girl will marvel at my strength

Adore my battle scars

Rook Blonko: I couldn't care less what she'll wear

Or what she looks like

It all depends on what she cooks like Beef, pork, chicken

Army: Mmm!

Dinobot: Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer

Max: And I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor

Army: You can guess what we have missed the most

Since we went off to war

Annoying Orange: What do we want?

Army: A girl worth fighting for

Alex Mercer: My girl will think I have no faults

Kovu: That I'm a major find

Gatomon: Uh...How 'bout a girl who's got a brain

Who always...speaks her mind?

All: Nah!

Little Apple: My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her

Vexx: He thinks he's such a lady killer

Grinch: I've a girl back home who's unlike any other

Vexx: Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother

Army: But when we come home in victory, they'll line up at the door

Splosion Man: What do we want?

Army: A girl worth fighting for

Splosion: Wish that I had

All: A girl worth fighting for

A girl worth fighting-

(The cloaked figure appeared. People screamed in terror. The figure removed it's hood revealing to be Kokoro.)

Kokoro: I'm Sorry for startling you all.