The Return of Pandora pt. 6

(They rest in a glade. Taran is polishing the Magic Sword. Sam stands behind a bush with his boxers on, making up a song about himself.)

Sam: ( in song ) The world will applaud me. Its praise will reward me. And I, Fflewddur Fflam Will find fame!

Yuffie Kisaragi: There almost finished Max. Hmm, its not too good, but it'll hold for a while.

Max: Yes, I shall sing of your deed!

Yuffie: It would be better to sing of our heroic escape! Weren't you a bit frightened Max?

Max: A Fflam frightened? Ho, ho! The word is not in my vocabulary!

(Sam looks at his banjo strings that are about to break and quickly adds.)

Sam: In this case well chosen, my dear.

Landarick: I wasn't afraid!

Gatomon: Not afraid?! Why, we were running for our lives!

Landarick: Well, I got us out of the castle, didn't I?

Gatomon: You?! I'd say it was the sword's magic.

Landarick: But it takes a great warrior to handle a sword like this!

Gatomon: But, still, it is a magic sword!

Landarick: Humph! What does a GIRL know about swords anyway?!

Gatomon: Girl? GIRL?!?! If it weren't for this, GIRL, you would still be in the Children of Pandora's dungeon!

Pat: Here now, now. Gatomon, Landarick....

Gatomon: Well at least I don't keep talking about it FOREVER! Oh, you're so, so BORED!

Pat: Gatomon!!

Gatomon: How dare you take his side!!!

(Gatomon throws Pat's pants in his face.)

Stan: Well we really didn't mean to-to-to...interfere, heh, heh!

Landarick: Silly girl! Even if she is a princess!

(Gatomon is obviously very hurt by Taran's last remark. Now we get a hint that Patamon likes Gatomon. Gatomon and Landarick walk off in different directions, leaving Sam and Max all by themselfs.)

Sam: We are going to have to- to to.... Oh, dear.

(Landarick walks around slowly and thinks about what he said to Gatomon. He decides to apologize. He finds Eilonwy leaning on a willow tree, crying.)

Patamon: Hello.

Eilonwy: (sees Patamon and brushes away her tears.) Hello. Landarick is right, you know. We are going to have to work together. And we'll find your Mockingjay friends. I'm sure it's important.

Patamon: There, there, there, Gatomon--we'll set it right. Oh, we couldn't have done it without you. But a least we're all safe. Now, tell me everything.

(Moo Shung Camp, at night)

Strong Bad: Hey, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?

Terra: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.

Strong Bad: So a couple guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Myself, I kinda like that corn-chip smell. [Terra Jumps in the water] Okay, all right, allright, that's enough, now c'mon, get out before you get all pruney and stuff.

Terra: Strong Bad, if you're so worried, go stand watch!

Strong Bad: Yeah, yeah. (Imitating Terra, in a Teen Girl Squad voice) Stand watch, Strong Bad, while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits. (Normal Voice) Hygiene.

(Three -naked- men flash by, laughing.)

Gex the Gecko: We're doomed! There're a couple of things I KNOW they're bound to notice!

(Terra ducks into the water as Rook Blonko, Dinobot and Ben Reilly jump into the water. She tries to hide herself with a lilypad.)

Rook Blonko: Hey, Terra!

Terra: Oh, hi, guys, I didn't know you were HERE. I was just washing so now I'm clean and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye.

Dinobot: Come back here! I know we were jerks to you before, so let's start over. Hi, I'm Dinobot.

Ben Reilly: And I'm Ben Reilly.

Terra: Hello, Ben Reilly.

Rook Blonko: And I am Rook Blonko, King of the Rock! And there's nothing you girls can do about it.

Dinobot: Oh yeah? Well, I think Terra and I can take you!

Terra: I really don't want to take him anywhere.

Dinobot: But, Terra! We have to fight!

Terra: No, we don't. We could just close our eyes, and ... swim around!

Rook Blonko: C'mon! Don't' be such a ... OW! Something bit me!

Gex the Gecko: What a nasty flavor.

Rook Blonko: [sees Gex] SNAKE!!!

(While Rook Blonko, Dinobot and Ben Reilly are shrieking, Terra whistles for Pokey and sneaks away. Rook huddled on the rock with Rook Blonko, Dinobot and Ben Reilly.)

Rook Blonko: Some King of the Rock.

Terra: Boy, that was close.

Strong Bad: No, that was vile. You owe me big!

Terra: I never want to see a naked man again.

(A herd of naked men flash by.)

Terra: Don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts.

(Pokey Smiling, Terra walks away.)

Strong Bad: [to Max] I think it's time we took this war into our own hands.

(They rush into the tent as Chi Fu strolls out, dressed in a towel, a hat, and slippers. Cri-kee types out a letter, like a typewriter.)

Strong Bad: Okay, lemme see what you've got. [reads] From Buzz Lightyear. 'Dear Terra, we're waiting for the Children of Pandora at the pass. It would mean a lot of you'd come and back us up.'( Strong Bad stops reading.) Hmm. That's great, except that you forgot, 'and since we're out of potpourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some!' HELLO! This is the army! Make it sound a little urgent, please. You know what I'm talking about?

(Max hops around typing out another letter.)

Strong Bad: That's better, much better! Let's go!