Chronicles of the Great New Empire (Book One: The Entropy) Part 20

Chronicles of the Great New Empire (Book One: The Entropy) Part 20

In Depot:

Hondao: Nothing we do on fight. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Voiceover (sings to the tune of “Mister Grinch”):

You're a mean one, Hondao-san,

You really are a blank,

You're as cuddly as undead,

You're as charming as an snake,Hondao -san.

You're a bad banana with a greasy black banana shake!

You're a monster, Hondao-san,

Your heart's an black wormhole,

Your brain is full of cockroaches ,

You've got limburger in your soul,Hondao-san.

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a wile one, hondao-san,

Treats you like spooky  a Halloween  wizard.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a nasty lizard ,Hondao-san.

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the nasty lizard!

Hondao: I'm not angry, I am controversial.

On the wall display is presented Brain Drain.

Brain Drain: Excuse me, sir ...

Hondao: (cuts him) I know I know! Escape! Do I have a trump card up his sleeve ...Mirloc!

after a few days in the warehouse of the company "Future Industries”

Massive: Something is quiet. I do not like!

Mirlok: You still do not like it! There should be a weapon! And yet there must be a trap!

Stinknor: If then someone -So come then I did ... In general, he will feel the force of my weapons. And the smell (laughs)!

At this time, in the dark room.

Mirlok: What a jokes!

Agent Coulson’s Voice: Congratulations! You just helped activate our special trap dyal terrorists. I warn you: in the field of Darkness to applicable or not antigravity or teleportation mirror. Foul smell is also not valid. Enjoy your holiday to the conclusion in jail!

In Depot:

Brain Drain: The plan failed. We'll have to release him.

Hondao: I hope you know what you're doing.